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It usually takes me about 2 hours to fall asleep at night but I’ve been listening to philosophy lectures/audio books and they knock me out in like 20 minutes.
This is now a running thread of things I fell asleep to:
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Kurt Vonnegut writes to his dad about selling his first story, on this day in 1949:
(Letters of Note)
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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Having PLAYED extreme metal for almost thirty years I’m something of an authority when I say; Metal is about going really fast not some lame crap like peoples’ feelings
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I think aliens are much scarier than demons for horror movies. When I see a guy being chased by demons I think "this would never happen to me" because I'm a good person and demons have no reason to beef with me. But aliens. That shit could happen to anyone. Those are just guys.
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
OH SHIT
Negotiations for a contest between Naoya Inoue and Jesse “Bam” Rodriguez are moving along well, according to Inoue’s promoter Hideyuki Ohashi.
🔗boxingscene.com/articles/nao…
^was too novel to fall asleep to. This is what actually did it last night:
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding by David Hume
youtu.be/G4zWiCwR9SQ?is=Xb3s…
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The concept of having to endure this election cycle and hope the world doesn’t implode






























