Proud Alumnus of the Midvale School for the Gifted. Exodus 8:2
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Kilgore Trout retweeted
Kurt Vonnegut writes to his dad about selling his first story, on this day in 1949:
(Letters of Note)
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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Having PLAYED extreme metal for almost thirty years I’m something of an authority when I say; Metal is about going really fast not some lame crap like peoples’ feelings
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I think aliens are much scarier than demons for horror movies. When I see a guy being chased by demons I think "this would never happen to me" because I'm a good person and demons have no reason to beef with me. But aliens. That shit could happen to anyone. Those are just guys.
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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there is a computer at the end of time reaching back to modify our world so that we are guaranteed to build it. there are signs everywhere if you have the eyes to see.
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The concept of having to endure this election cycle and hope the world doesn’t implode
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thinking about that john lennon song that’s like “woman is the n-word of the world” and how he follows it up with “yes she is…. think about it” as if that helps at all
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Being an american Maoist in the 70s must have been so humilating. You were getting your skull caved in by a cop, Little Red Book in hand, meanwhile Mao was hanging out with Kissinger going "Dude your wife is so hot.".
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Les chinois qui découvrent le concept de la liberté d'expression
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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel having a rival named Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Is so fucking funny
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Ghostface finds Sidney in a mental institution at the beginning of the film. She’s waiting for him and they fight on the rooftop. Ghostface kills her after they share a kiss. After this extended opening, the film transitions into a new story with a new cast lead by Busta Rhymes.
