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Joined June 2020
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Trump Tower, Chicago - right now. #SundayMorning
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GOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
"GOOD LAAAAWWDD THASSA LOTTA BLOOD!!" --my impression of chris rock in a horror film
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People keep replying to every @KaitMarieox post with a pic of her dad marrying Lil Nas, and its just soooooooooo beauuuuuutiful!
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Pauley Teeks retweeted
Replying to @KaitMarieox
at least i don’t have to buy your dad plan b when i nut inside him
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Replying to @KaitMarieox
You spelled "pass out and shit my pants" wrong
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Pauley Teeks retweeted
Just the shot in the arm I needed. The latest studies show the Covid-19 vaccines are highly effective. Please do your part to end this pandemic. Get your shot!
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Replying to @KaitMarieox
Kaitlin Bennett's husband be like:
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Its a classic ;)
BREAKING: Ivanka Trump finally convinces Donald Trump to wear a mask - by giving him a pair of her panties. #NepotismBarbie
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Appalling footage of the carjacking near Nationals Park in Washington D.C. on Tuesday that resulted in the death of Pakistani immigrant & Uber Eats driver Mohammad Anwar. The teenage girls who police say used a Taser to steal the car face murder charges. xitter.gq/Mrtdogg/status/1375721…
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Could someone tell me why Ted Cruz looks 928 weeks pregnant and on a mission to find camouflage maternity clothing?
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Replying to @sahilkapur
Buy American meth! 🇺🇸
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AND remember when they put metal detectors at the front of the Capitol building to stop GUNS from being brought BACK into the chamber - and all the WHITE GOP Congress members who were directing the insurrection, walked right AROUND them - and the DC police did NOTHING?
Replying to @stphnfwlr
Here’s more video from @TWareStevens, showing Rep. Cannon knocking on the door to the Governor’s office. “I’mma tell you one more time to step back,” the officer says. #gapol Full video: facebook.com/100002158736702…
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This is... probably not the look you want overshadowing *any* bill, but especially a big voting bill: law enforcement literally dragging out a sitting state Rep. from the Capitol. #gapol xitter.gq/AttorneyGriggs/status/…
Why are the State Patrol arresting a State Representative during session? #gapol
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Pauley Teeks retweeted
Worry about your child support payments....
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Pauley Teeks retweeted
Wait.... You mean to tell me that Jason Miller, the professional gaslighter and deadbeat dad who refused to pay child support & spiked his mistress' drink with an abortion pill, might've lied to a court in order to NOT pay said child support?? I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!
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Oh what a fake b***. Too late we know who you are psycho!
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He's more popular with the ladies than even Rock Hudson or Lee Liberace ever was ;)
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