When you have a great body…you shave every inch of it from the neck down Hiding it behind a layer of hair would be doing society a disservice On the contrary, when you look like shit…you’re better off leaving body hair to save people’s eyes from the horrors that lie underneath

Madonna explains the real reason legends like Michael Jackson, Prince, and Jean-Michel Basquiat burned out. “When you channel artistic ideas and you have creative visions, it’s magic. And when you overthink it or you start thinking about how much of that you own, you stop it. A lot of people have these meteoric careers and they rise up and take the world by storm… and then something happens and they can’t handle the light. In a way, they fly too close to the light and it burns them. I would say that’s really true about many of my peers… whether that’s Prince or Michael Jackson or Jean-Michel Basquiat. These are people who were channeling, but I don’t think they understood that there has to be some kind of restriction. People like to take drugs because they’re actually channeling light… but it’s light with no restriction. And then that’s what kills you or burns you out.”

It must be because the government hates the poors™, right!?

Liberals: “My Brazilian friend says that Lula destroyed his country.” Their Brazilian friend:

I really do think there’s something going on behind the scenes with Barack Obama kids and their parents for them to be this way.

In December 2010, 24-year-old Phoebe Handsjuk was found dying at the bottom of a garbage chute in her luxury Melbourne apartment building. She had fallen 12 floors. At the bottom, a trash compactor nearly cut off her foot, and she bled to death alone. Despite finding blood and smashed glass inside the apartment she shared with her boyfriend, Antony Hampel, police treated her death as a suicide. A coroner later ruled it an accident. He found that Phoebe had mixed alcohol with sleeping pills, sleepwalked out of her apartment and climbed into the chute feet first. But the chute opening was barely wider than a microwave, about one meter off the floor, with a heavy door that closed on its own. And Phoebe's fingerprints weren't anywhere on it. Even when tests showed an athletic woman of Phoebe's size could barely squeeze into the slot on her own, her boyfriend was never treated as a suspect. Then, eight years later, another young girlfriend of Antony Hampel was also found dead. Police again treated it as a suicide. Hampel said he was at an event in the city at the time, and a coroner found her death was not suspicious. He has never been charged in either death. Phoebe's family still doesn't believe she climbed into that chute on her own.