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Me liking every post discussing Klopp’s downfall
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Barry's gonna have more League goals in a season than Big Dunc ever did and the old timers will still tell you Dunc was great and Barry is shit
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if it’s illegal to follow bisexual latinas then i dont want to live in this world anymore
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I know people think im harsh on Wirtz but i do definitely think hes better than KDH at speaking German
I don’t know what Wirtz does better than KDH
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Narrator's voice: but Newcastle were that bad in the second half
There is no chance Newcastle are that bad in the second half
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It’s rare to see a rat jump onto a sinking ship.
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We got your back, New York!
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Midfield was magnificent but the greatest of all… Super Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall. Mykolenko also outstanding. Excellent Toffees.
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I repeat, if you let your child die because you watched a YouTube video and you don't believe in a vaccine that has prevented the disease for 50 years then you are a horrible person
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I don’t know what Wirtz does better than KDH
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KDH for me
A dominant team performance, but who was your #NEWEVE Player of the Match, Blues? 📊
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Well done Everton. Much better than Newcastle. Nothing at all from the Toon. Very very poor. 🤬
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Tarkowski has been our player of the season so far, closely followed by Barry. Two things I never thought I'd ever say.
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Same fellas on here slating Barry will tell you how great Big Dunc was. And yet ...
Maybe he just has better positioning than most strikers we’ve had? Why is this so hard to comprehend? Scored the winner tonight and still slated to no end. Lmao
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The point is to be a realist Simon I am glad we won. But let's not get carried away
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Unbelievable I bet you’re absolutely gutted we win aren’t you , what’s the point honestly 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Oh dear
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Wins the ball, he doesn’t even fucking touch Barry you whopper, just enjoy the 3 points and shut up crying. No wonder Liverpool run your city, Christ
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Newcastle created 0.00(xGOT) until the 85th minute against Everton.
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Without being unkind to Grealish, who clearly has his issues that he needs help with I genuinely think we look better in attack without him
Can we release Grealish from Rupert’s Tower lockup now, he’s sobered up 😂 If he scores on Friday, he can have a shandy. Jokes aside, media blowing it up, he’s got a place in the side, I’ve got nothing thing against him.
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He's also young. And his role isn't to score. So if he scores it's a bonus.
Armstrong is shite going forward. He’s an aggressive engine but offers nothing in an attacking sense.
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As dominant as half as you'll see. EFC defence on top, midfield on top but blunt in attack. You won't win many games of football missing big chances week in week out.
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FT. Get in, Blues!!!! A big three points on the road thanks to Thierno Barry's eighth goal of the season. UTFT!!!! ✊💙 [0-1] #NEWEVE
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