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42 years ago tonight, a boy named Daniel Larusso was brutally attacked by a gang of masked thugs.
Two months and one illegal crane kick later, young Daniel would exact his revenge with the help of a maintenance man from Okinawa.
Please remember the true meaning of Halloween.
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Today I propose “a French brunette eye-fucks you while showing you around a gothic cathedral all day” nationalism who is in?
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More #malfoid
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Today I learned about the 1985 SciFi/Horror movie "Lifeforce" which launched Patrick Stewart's film career, which was criticized for its "extensive nudity" of one of the top rated sci-fi femme fatales in movie history.
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The American ideal was once the man who could play football, quote Shakespeare, understand Newton, appreciate architecture, debate Aristotle, and sing in church.
Now we demand that 12-year-olds specialize in one sport and spend their adolescence building college résumés.
We used to cultivate men. Now we manufacture applicants.
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"Harry, that guy Seamus, from your class. You'd consider him a friend right?"
"He talks about his mother quite a lot, that Seamus. Did I ever tell you that I knew his mother?"
"Yes, yes, we were quite good 'friends' in school. But that's not important, back to Seamus."
"I'm quite sure Seamus has told you at some point how he's afraid of banshees? And that once upon a time, when he was very young, he heard one?"
"Anyway, the point that I'm trying to make is, I'm afraid I might be responsible for that. You see one night when I was very, very drunk, me and her... you know..."
"Well let's just say that young Seamus was not hearing a banshee."
"Oh there's no lesson in this Harry, but if you want I can give you some tips so you can do the same for that Malfoid girlfriend of yours?"
"I believe her mother wanted two full Quidditch teams?"
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Back in the 90s there would be at least 10 girls like this dancing exactly like this as you played trombone in your ska band's first show at the 200-ft2 record store.
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No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
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I think this is an important thing for people to understand about #Malfoid. It's not that Rowling wrote a bad book series. If she had, the whole thing would have been forgotten.
Indeed, she wrote a spectacular series that succeeded beyond anyone's wildest dreams! And as they say, it's hard to argue with success.
It's a testament to how good a job she did that the Malfoid improvements don't need anything except the gender change, and everything slides in organically.
Rowling wasn't focused on the romantic elements. That's fine. Malfoid is tapping in to what people feel is missing, and very much yearn for. That's also fine.
But here's something to keep in mind: It's been 19 years since the release of Deathly Hallows. As clear as it seems in hindsight, it took almost two decades for the fans to come up with this! So I think we can forgive Rowling for not thinking of this at the time.
But this is also why mythmaking is so important. Shakespeare's Hamlet was written only eleven years after Ur-Hamlet, the play upon which it's based.
It was mythmaking that allowed Shakespeare to make Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, and so many other plays that magnificently derived the source material into something new.
It's how Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, and so many other folk tales developed—just faster, now that we have the Internet.
Without the creativity-sucking insanity that is modern copyright laws, people would be able to take the beloved stories of their childhood and transform them into something new, just as we have throughout the history of mankind.
Malfoid fans talk about the yearning: how we all yearn for love, devotion, commitment, family, and a happy ending. The same yearning that's pushed the development of classic stories for thousands of years.
But there's a different kind of yearning we're seeing now as well: a yearning for the power of myth, the kind that can only come when a derivation of a classic story takes hold in our hearts.
What could the fans have done with Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and so many others if we'd truly been able to make them our own? Instead of waiting decades for Hollywood to condescend to resurrect our favorite stories, only to turn them into absolute garbage for the sake of a cash grab.
We shouldn't have to wait until 70 years after Rowling dies to do this. It's amazing to watch this happen now, in real time, and so magnificently.
And that just makes it harder to watch as so many people derisively condemn it as "mere fanfiction."
Maybe the term "fanfiction" should disappear from the vocabulary. Maybe we should make the point by calling it what it truly is: mythmaking.
And it's every bit our right as humans to do.
I actually re-read the books every year. So I know the story very well.
It's how I know that Malfoid works simply works better. There wasn't that much wrong in the original story, but Malfoid is in hindsight such a missed opportunity.
As for the movies. I remember them vividly as well which is how I know that compared to the books, I think they're not all that great. I still like them, to a certain extent. But the books are very different. And the movies just ruin a lot of the characters. I'll only mention one example, this post is already getting to long as it is.
I think one of the main reasons people love Snape is because of Alan Rickman's legendary performance. (I think Paul Darrow could have played an excellent Snape as well though.)
And maybe this is an opinion that differs from a lot of people, but I did not like the ending of Chamber of Secrets (the movie). As a kid I didn't notice, but now...
It is so cringe inducing. It is the literal definition of a redditor's 'and then everybody clapped'. I can't watch the ending anymore. Rest of the movie is perfectly fine though. Just that ending though...
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If your friendship can’t survive regular or even deviant sex then you were never really friends to begin with
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Very hard concept for most men to understand that most women want to be a part of your list, your story of bedded vixens. They want to be a chapter, an anthology, never the whole book. They want to cry over you, they want your heart torn in between them & others. They want to know they won you against insurmountable odds..
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You literally cannot sell to someone more than 30 IQ points below you
To them you sound like a guy talking weird & weird means scam
This is why your 160 IQ friend is broke & some 115 with a podcast has a Lambo
115 is the richest IQ on earth. Smart enough to see the play, dumb enough to explain it so 100 million people get it
The genius is writing 9 paragraphs about "incentive structures" to an audience of 40
If you're actually smart, the most profitable thing you can do is hire a 115 to talk for you
If you're a 115, shut up & enjoy it
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Rowling was 100% correct that the spookiest, most-likely-to-look-like-a-murder-scene room in a public building is the women's restroom.
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If Canada has a civil war what will they call it because the french and indian war is already taken
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Between the ages of 24 and 28, God will send a pretty, feminine, petite, seemingly innocent good girl your way.
She’ll be soft.Sweet. Everything you ever wanted.
So fucking perfect you’ll swear she’s “the one.”
It is extremely important that you understand one thing:
She is, in fact, the devil.






































