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Bigger than my body gives me credit for

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Joined February 2011
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Cristiano Penaldo
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Que lindo video que desmonta la mentira de los bicholovers con Cristiano y Portugal 🤣❌️🇵🇹
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I've been an Arsenal fan long enough to remember the pain. I remember when Manchester United could beat us 8–2. When Chelsea embarrassed us 6–0. When Bayern Munich kept handing us 5–1 defeats and a 10–2 aggregate humiliation. When Barcelona, Manchester City and Liverpool treated Arsenal like three points were guaranteed. Back then, Arsenal were everybody's favourite opponent. We were called weak, soft, mentally fragile and even babies. Teams practically walked onto the pitch believing they had already won. But look at us now. Under Mikel Arteta, Arsenal have grown into a completely different beast. We are no longer the club everyone looks forward to bullying. We are now a serious force in English and European football. We compete, we fight, we win, and we make even the biggest clubs uncomfortable. And suddenly, the complaints have changed. The same people who once laughed at Arsenal are now complaining about our football. It's Haram football. It's boring football. It's defensive football. Apparently, winning is only beautiful when their own team is doing it. 😂 Even Arsenal fans have upgraded their complaints. We're now arguing about whether Kai Havertz or Gyökeres should start, why Eze isn't starting enough games and which quality player deserves a place in the team. Do you understand how beautiful that is? We have moved from worrying about whether Arsenal would lose to worrying about which good player should make the starting eleven. After all those years of suffering, I'll take this era every single day. Mikel Arteta, keep doing your thing. Let them complain. We remember when they used to enjoy playing us. Now they have to worry about playing us. The tears are just a bonus. 😂❤️🤍 COYG! 🔴⚪
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Pero mira como le cambia la cara hermano, como haces para no amar a este hijo de puta?
Look at the difference in Messi’s face when his achievements are on screen and when Thiago, Mateo, Ciro appear 🥹
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in assoluto il video più divertente di sempre
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concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.
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Me rushing to Duolingo to learn Portuguese so that I can join Ronaldo’s cooking happening in Portugal
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Life as a Ronaldo hater since 2022
Cristiano Ronaldo is at the centre of crisis talks within the Portugal camp after the president of the nation’s football federation flew in over the decision to bench the 41-year-old. Ronaldo reacted angrily to being an unused substitute in Portugal’s 2-1 victory over Norway on Sunday, when he stormed down the tunnel at the final whistle. @SamJDean has the details ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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por favor parem de falar mal do ronaldo não consigo dar like em tudo
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Luis retweeted
The Arsenal yellow kit is football heritage.
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Successful campaign of hatewatching
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Luis retweeted
me incomoda muito que tenham pessoas que odeiem ele mais do que eu
Thoughts on my new T-shirt?
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El viejito de 39 años contra el joven de 23 que está en su prime. Todos son mejores que él hasta que se lo enfrentan.
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"Cabo Verde salva el fútbol" "Egipto salva el fútbol" "Suiza salva el fútbol" "Inglaterra salva el fútbol" Decían sin entender que MESSI es el FÚTBOL
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People don’t grasp how insane this is
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 800+ km/h
Top speed at World Cup 2026 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: 37.6 km/h 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi: 35.6 km/h 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland: 35.6 km/h 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal: 35.5 km/h 🇧🇪 Romelu Lukaku: 31.4 km/h 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane: 31.4 km/h 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi: 30.9 km/h 🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka: 28.9 km/h Source: FIFA (Mbappé), Sofascore
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Being a Messi/Argentina fan ain't easy. Every day you have to explain basic football rules to idiots who judge football from a screenshot.
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LMFAOOO FAIRS THIS VIDEO IS KILLING ME
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Luis retweeted
We had a white version and now we got a red version too 😭
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