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Raph

@Portaduct

Paul Mason's probation officer

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Joined June 2022
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Me trying to solve my life's problems
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Sir Webblyingworth Brian Squirrelingtonshire 🐿 (@WebSquirrel) profile pictureSir Webblyingworth Brian Squirrelingtonshire 🐿
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For OJ ‘s sake please Memory Hole™️ this people. #russellbrand
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So is Charlie Kirk lol
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
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FYI: DEI is still dead.
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Bet Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Stephen Fry, the fucking lot of em are sweating bullets. Drip drip drip.
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
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Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
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Replying to @rustyrockets
Russell you are going to prison for the rest of your life for being a massive sex criminal
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Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUK18h
Wife shoved poo in husband’s mouth saying ‘you talk s**t – I’ll make you eat it’ trib.al/VV6cnKc
Wife shoved poo in husband's mouth saying 'you talk s**t - I'll make you eat it'

Wife shoved poo in husband's mouth saying 'you talk s**t - I'll make you eat it'

metro.co.uk
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Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) profile pictureRussell Brand
@rustyrockets20 Feb 2017
Hey let's all watch @Baddiel on 4 tonight!!! Yeah! Yeah!
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Kelela updates (@kelelasjuul) profile pictureKelela updates@kelelasjuulNov 4
has the UK ever even had a sexy politician
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Replying to @rustyrockets
You are going to die in prison Russell
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There was a time Before we we were born If someone asks, this is where I'll be
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Replying to @rustyrockets
Russell you are going to spend the rest of your life in prison for sex crimes you thick cunt
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I bet Russell Brand wishes he was in the Epstein files now as this seems to grant you immunity from prosecution
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Kelela updates (@kelelasjuul) profile pictureKelela updates@kelelasjuulNov 4
has the UK ever even had a sexy politician
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Claude is now Khalid.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Former UK PM Liz Truss and failed Senate candidate Haley Stevens are reportedly in talks to start a podcast together though it’s believed they haven’t settled on a name.
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Russel Brand FOUND GUILTY!
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Palestine is for Palestinians
America (@america) profile pictureAmerica
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America is for Americans
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snow@CirnoseNov 4
EPSTEIN ISLAND JUST FLIPPED BLUE
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Regime change was successful🇺🇸
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