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joke arbiter

Joined September 2018
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If your VERY FIRST reaction to watching a horrific Learjet crash is “That looks fake,” “It was a missile,” or “Where’s the debris?” then congratulations. You’ve just identified yourself as the perfect mark for every conspiracy grifter on the internet. It’s the same breathtaking stupidity that gave us the 9/11 Pentagon “missile” and “missing debris” conspiracy theories. A horrific tragedy unfolds before your eyes, and before you know a single fact, your first instinct is to invent a conspiracy. STFU & GTFO! You’re not “just asking questions.” You’re broadcasting your ignorance, your gullibility, and your complete inability to distinguish evidence from bullshit. And the people exploiting these tragedies know EXACTLY who you are. They know how to manipulate you, outrage you, and keep you coming back for another helping of manufactured mystery. They turn human suffering into conspiracy content, and you eagerly spread it for them. You think you’re exposing a cover-up. You’re actually exposing how easily you can be played. The grifters have a product. You’re the customer.
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don’t know why i find this so funny
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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This used to just be on tv
Now feels like a good time for this clip
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"If you attack landlords, house prices will come down"
The housing market is a whole, if you attack landlords by imposing an additional 4% tax in just one year you impact the entire market, mortgages. developer share values AND the value of people’s homes.
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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*OPEN ACCESS* My book is now available free of charge from the University Wales Press website. If you are unable to buy, or perhaps want to try before doing so, please follow the link below. A heartfelt thank you to Medr for funding this project. uwp.co.uk/book/nations-witho…
Picked up the first copy of the book today. It's real, it exists, it's beautiful!
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ok what is going on
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He’s cooking
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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Star Wars in Dutch: "Ik ben jouw vader."
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Deepest apologies for making Dasha famous.
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Hank Hill - 01 Everything in its Right Place (Radiohead cover) [Full album in thread]
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I met Ken Russell just before he died, he came to the cinema where I was working and I served him popcorn. He watched Thor in 3D with his wife (?) and I asked him how it was and he said he hated it.
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interesting timing
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Replying to @souljagoyteller
rare relatable kirk
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