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Rich Laskowski 🥋

@REGIONRAT

Terrible martial artist, but lucky. ITF Taekwondo Black Belt🥋. I wrote REGIONRAT and MASSHELLA. I stand w/🇵🇱

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Joined December 2008
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Oh No He Didn't 🤯 (@ohnohedidnt24) profile picture
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt2412h
Jalen Brunson postgame: "Just want to say RIP to Stacey King who we lost recently. Person who I knew when I was in high school out here. He supported our team a lot. His kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today, it's a little sad. And so I just want to say my thoughts and prayers with him and his family. And we miss him"
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Frankie MacDonald
@frankiemacd16h
Me Saying the Bitcoin Again
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This what it felt like working in third party logistics
Sales Roo (@TheSalesRoo) profile pictureSales Roo
@TheSalesRooOct 27
Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭
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Sales Roo
@TheSalesRooOct 28
Anyone who’s thinks this isn’t real has a low IQ.
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Sales Roo
@TheSalesRooOct 27
Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 26
JJ McCarthy. Leader of men.
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Frankie MacDonald
@frankiemacdOct 19
Tiktok permanently suspended my account frankiemacdonald1984 i didn't do anything wrong at all on tiktok
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The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 16
We really got flying cars before GTA 6
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Where is she?
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 15
JUST IN: Ilhan Omar's husband officially denies rumors that the congresswoman has fled the country to Somalia.
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I lost a lot of brain cells talking to carrier dispatchers today.
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Greg@erjmanlasvegasOct 10
Adam Schefter: "The Arizona Cardinals are trading Marvin Harrison, Jr" Everyone: "To Where and for what?" Adam Schefter:
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers changing their colors from flamingo orange to Valentine’s Day red is one of the biggest buzzkills in NFL history.
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NFL Drop
@TheNFLDropOct 7
TRENDING: Ben Johnson was asked what the Bears expectations are vs the Packers this week. Johnson grabbed a can of soda and said, "This is the Packers, and my hand is the Bears," then proceeded to chug the soda and crush the can. 😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post from a satire account fabricates the story and video; Ben Johnson's actual Oct 7 press conference had no soda can demonstration. youtube.com/watch?v=vrr0Vu… chicitysports.com/bears-ben-john… x.com/TheNFLDrop/sta…
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RYAN GARCIA
@RyanGarciaOct 6
It’s time to stop pretending. We need the actual truth now. No one cares if there is aliens or not we can about the truth. I can care less what this creatures are here to try to do. Jesus is the conquer of all so I have no fear of aliens but stop beating around the bush and release everything
UAP Reporting Center (@UAPReportingCnt) profile pictureUAP Reporting Center
@UAPReportingCntOct 6
🚨 Reptilians and intergalactic war just hit mainstream television! ​Fox News is openly breaking down Reptilians, Greys, Nordics, and a conflict in our skies. ​This timeline officially jumped the tracks. Buckle up!
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Ben Shapiro
@benshapiroOct 6
The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying.
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Rates are going down starting tomorrow at 8 AM.
Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) profile pictureEric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 6
🚨 BREAKING: By stroke of pen, President Trump just signed an executive order on stage brought to him by Natalie Harp to greenlight virtually TAX FREE DIESEL FUEL for truckers, farmers and other Americans The Nebraska crowd just ERUPTED! 🔥 Typical trucker saves $100 per fill-up, farmers will save MILLIONS "I'm gonna do what Biden couldn't do. Sign the signature!" THE MAGIC OF TRUMP RALLIES 🇺🇸
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Dave
@davebftvOct 5
Bears rank No. 1 in total offense averaging 429 YPG Bears are No. 3 in total defense allowing just 282.3 YPG
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New York Magazine
@NYMagOct 5
Anthony Falco is back in New York. The Roberta’s vet and onetime ‘pizza czar’ is working on a new spot in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Called Pizzeria the Pantheon Bar, it takes inspiration from Roman architecture and an Alejandro Jodorowsky film. grubstreet.com/article/antho…
Anthony Falco Is Opening a Brooklyn Pizzeria

Anthony Falco Is Opening a Brooklyn Pizzeria

The Roberta’s vet and onetime “pizza czar” is taking inspiration from Roman architecture and an Alejandro Jodorowsky film.

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Grub Street@grubstreetOct 5
Anthony Falco is back in New York. The Roberta’s vet and onetime ‘pizza czar’ is working on a new spot in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Called Pizzeria the Pantheon Bar, it takes inspiration from Roman architecture and an Alejandro Jodorowsky film. grubstreet.com/article/antho…
Anthony Falco Is Opening a Brooklyn Pizzeria

Anthony Falco Is Opening a Brooklyn Pizzeria

The Roberta’s vet and onetime “pizza czar” is taking inspiration from Roman architecture and an Alejandro Jodorowsky film.

grubstreet.com
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THIS DAY IN METAL
@ThisDayInMETALOct 2
🔥 QUIET RIOT ARE BACK! 🔥 Watch Quiet Riot with new singer John Torra perform their first show on October 1, 2026, at Cherokee Casino & Hotel West Siloam Springs , Oklahoma. Check out Quiet Riot ripping through the classic “Metal Health” Video Credit: zimmyjim #QuietRiot #MetalHealth #JohnTorra #HeavyMetal #Metal
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