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disaster bi (self-taught), always thinking about fictional characters

the house of cedar and pine
Joined August 2015
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Alright, 2026 reads here we go:
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This is so dumb it might work
“If he wants to pass Trumpcare-for-All, I'm ok with it.. Donald, if you're watching, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American." @AbdulElSayed to me today, lol. Full intv: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-sayed-t…
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They use the Cheesecake Factory menu
What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious
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Rep Ireland, respectfully You were a member of a legislative supermajority. You could have proposed and passed a bill at any time to change the counting process, correct? And a Republican Secretary of State could have addressed them at any time during his term too, correct? Why are you just now tweeting this? This is exactly why you and so many others of the majority lost your seats. Angry tweets do not fix the state’s problems
It’s now Friday, and we’re STILL counting ballots in several Indiana races. If Beau Bayh is serious about election integrity and not just climbing the political ladder, he should work on making sure Hoosiers know who won every election on election night
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Roch retweeted
The most immersive part of WoW Forever is being broke and having zero storage space
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Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house. change.org/p/house-democrats…
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PROVE IT!! DONT ELECT @RepJeffries as speaker 😡😡😡
We are ready to deliver for the American people.
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NO THE FUCK WE AREN'T CALL YOUR NEW HOUSE REPS, CALL YOUR NEW SENATORS WE ARE NOT DOING THIS *AGAIN* change.org/p/house-democrats…
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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He's gonna get sworn in on a Qur'an and a University of Michigan Sweatshirt and it's gonna give JD Vance an aneurysm
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
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This guy actually went to El Salvador to get his constituent back. He is smart, compelling, dauntless. GIVE HIM THE BATON.
🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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I need to get more menswear. I look fine af in a good blazer
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The man decided to not live in the governors mansion so he could stay in his personal mansion and use a taxpayer funded helicopter to fly back-and-forth. His administration is costing the state at least another million dollars in salary not including his salary increase.
.@GovBraun on whether he takes any responsibility for what happened Tuesday night to the @indgop: “…I view anything like this as a wake-up call and an opportunity…here, I think is a classic case, number one, of where we had issues at the national level that had people burdened…” @FOX59 | @CBS4Indy
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Fetterman’s former chief of staff
You know who doesn’t matter anymore? John Fetterman.
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THEY CANT COME HERE NOW EITHER
Anyone in the state of Illinois that thinks it’s going to flip red, esp in this political climate.. do what you tell everyone else to do and leave lmao Indiana’s right there
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please actually fucking do something. you were just handed the mandate of heaven
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Okay, this is good. Now. And this part is a lil tricky. We’ve had trouble with it before, so listen closely: You need to fucking do something with this power IMMEDIATELY when you get sworn in. Day one. No more letters. Use this power day one or your asses will never get it again.
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BREAKING: SWEET REVENGE! The Navy Admiral who Pete Hegseth fired DEFEATS her MAGA opponent to win a House seat in South Carolina — cementing the blue tsunami with a poetic flourish! This is just too beautiful... Democrat Nancy Lacore, a 35-year Navy veteran who rose through the ranks from helicopter pilot to become Chief of Navy Reserve, was fired in August of 2025 amid Hegseth's purging of high-ranking women in the military. While no official reason was given, the deeply misogynistic Hegseth has not been coy about his caveman belief that only testosterone-injecting men should serve. Lacore has now defeated Republican Jenny Costa Honeycutt to seize a seat that was formerly held by MAGA lunatic Nancy Mace who launched a failed bid for the governor's mansion this year. Lacore has not been shy about criticizing Hegseth's disastrous mismanagement of the Defense Department, particularly his failed Iran War. "Pete Hegseth is the most unqualified Secretary of Defense that we have ever had, and he is doing significant damage to our military that it will really take decades to undo," she said, adding that he "needs to go." The most beautiful irony here? Congresswoman Lacore could soon be voting with the rest of the Democratic majority in the House to impeach Pete Hegseth. We have subpoena power starting in January, so we'll be able to uncover all of the gross negligence and rampant criminality that he's overseen. Ain't karma grand? Please ❤️ and share if you support impeaching Pete Hegseth!
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Arrest Jared Kushner and bring back Mass Effect
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and turn all ai data centers into more libraries too
Turn all ai data centres into abortion clinics
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Extremely funny that this is no longer just a bit
Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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