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En plein 2026, il y a encore des gars qui pensent qu’avoir un gros ventre est un signe d’être bonne santé ??? 😭😂
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My wife and I have been married for a year. I'm 25, while my wife is 28.
Yesterday, after an intimate moment, we were lying in bed, talking, laughing, and enjoying each other's company. Somehow, the conversation shifted to my previous marriage.
I was married before, but my divorce happened some time before I met my current wife.
I felt comfortable with her and considered her the closest person in my life. So, without giving it much thought, I said:
"Honestly, my ex-wife was better than you in bed and performed better. But that doesn't mean I want to go back to her or that I still have feelings for her."
After saying that, I moved on from the topic. Since I was only talking about a past experience, I assumed she would take it as an ordinary conversation.
But suddenly, the smile disappeared from her face.
After sitting quietly for a while, she got out of bed and went to the bathroom.
When she returned, I could tell her mood had completely changed.
I asked her, "Are you upset about what I said?"
She responded angrily:
"So, have you been comparing me to her all this time?"
I replied:
"I'm not comparing you to her in every aspect. I was simply telling you the truth."
She responded:
"Okay, but what exactly did you gain by telling me that? What good did it do apart from making me feel inadequate compared to someone from your past?"
I tried explaining that I chose her, that I no longer think about my ex-wife, and that our marriage isn't a competition to determine who is better.
But then she said something I never expected:
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A Quiet Place 2018
The first time I spent the night at my boyfriend’s apartment, I made one embarrassing mistake.
Things got a little too passionate, and apparently, I wasn't as quiet as I thought.
He whispered, “Baby, the neighbors are going to hear us.”
I heard him, but at that point, I honestly didn't care.
The next morning, while he was out buying breakfast, someone rang the doorbell.
I opened the door and found our female neighbor standing there.
She looked me straight in the eyes and said:
“Excuse me, can I talk to you about what happened last night?”
I wanted the ground to swallow me whole.
I immediately started apologizing, but she cut me off with a completely straight face.
“Actually, I didn't come here to complain…”
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My company recently hosted a celebration where employees, business partners, and major investors were invited. My wife attended with me, and everything was going perfectly until one particular investor approached me.
She's 52, extremely wealthy, and one of the biggest investors interested in our company. She told me she wanted to discuss a major business deal that could benefit both her investment portfolio and our company.
She then asked if we could move to one of the private rooms because she wanted to discuss some confidential figures.
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I let my neighbor fuck me during a power outage
So the power went out on Thursday night. Not like a flicker and come back situation. Full blackout. The whole building. The whole block probably. There was this massive storm rolling through and the wind was insane and the lights went out at like 9pm and did not come back.
I was sitting in the dark scrolling my phone and watching the battery percentage go down like a countdown to boredom when someone knocked on my door.
It was my neighbor. Rio. He lives in the apartment next to mine. I have talked to him a handful of times. He moved in about two months ago. He is tall. Dark skin. Has this really nice smile where one side goes up before the other. He works at a surf shop down the street and he is always carrying a board to or from his car. I have looked. Obviously I have looked.
"Hey" he said. "Do you have candles? I have zero candles. I have one flashlight and the batteries are questionable."
I had candles. I had like fifteen candles because I am the kind of person who buys candles every time I go to Target and never lights them. I told him to come in.
We set up candles all over my living room. Lined them up on the coffee table and the windowsill and the kitchen counter. It looked kind of romantic in a way that was accidental but also not entirely accidental because I chose the good smelling ones on purpose.
He had brought a bottle of wine. Red. He said he grabbed it because it seemed like a blackout was a special occasion. I got two glasses and we sat on the floor in front of the couch because it felt right. Like sitting on the floor during a power outage by candlelight with a stranger who is also your neighbor is the kind of thing that requires you to be on the ground.
We drank wine and talked. About the storm. About where we grew up. He is from Northern California. Moved here for the waves. He told me about this one time he got caught in a rip current and I told him about the time I got stung by a jellyfish on my ass and he laughed so hard wine almost came out of his nose.
The thunder was getting louder. The kind of thunder that vibrates through the walls and makes the candles flicker. Lightning lit up the whole room every few minutes and in those flashes I could see his face so clearly. The shape of his jaw. The way he was looking at me like I was the only interesting thing in a room full of flames.
A big crack of thunder hit and I flinched. Not a big flinch. Just a little one. But he noticed and he put his hand on my knee and said "You good?"
"I'm good."
He did not move his hand. The thunder rolled again and this time I did not flinch. I leaned into him. He looked at me in the candlelight and I looked at him and then he kissed me and the timing was so perfect it felt scripted.
His mouth was warm and tasted like wine. I kissed him back and my hand went to his jaw and his hand went from my knee to my waist. We kissed for a long time on the floor of my apartment while the storm threw everything it had at the windows and the candles danced on every surface.
He picked me up. Like scooped me off
He couldn't fuck me r@w, so l asked him to cum on my puśśy
He's in an open relationship and I'm his side chick. Which means we need to use condoms together, that's part of his deal. I've always respected that and until recently, condoms were necessary for me too.
The other night, after being up half the night fucking, I asked him to please take the condom off and cum on my pussy.
Several minutes later, when he was ready, he asked if I still wanted it. I've been fantasizing about it for such a long time, I didn't hesitate to beg for it. He pulled out, I spread myself open, and he finished all over my freshly fucked cunt.
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A dangerous game of obsession, where a kidnapper's twisted fascination turns into a nightmare. But sometimes, the smallest person can change everything. 😳🔥
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The cleaner story continues... 🧵
If you read my previous post about my best friend collecting extra money from me for a cleaner, here's what happened when I finally confronted her.
That evening, I waited for my friend to get home.
I had already decided I wasn't going to argue or accuse her. I just wanted to hear what she would say.
When she finally walked in, I asked her a simple question:
"How much exactly do you pay the cleaner?"
She mentioned the same amount the cleaner had told me.
I nodded, picked up my phone and placed it on the table.
"Then where has the rest of the money I've been sending you every Friday been going?"
For almost a year, my best friend had been collecting money from me every Friday for a cleaner who came to our apartment.
I never questioned it because she was the one who introduced the cleaner and handled all the payments.
Every Friday, she'd send me a reminder, and I'd transfer my share.
It became a routine.
Until one afternoon last month, when I came home earlier than usual and met the cleaner outside our apartment.
We greeted each other, exchanged a few words, and then she casually said something that made me stop.
"Madam, I hope you people are happy with the new arrangement. Your friend has been paying me in advance now."
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The recent Microsoft outage is a reminder of something we don’t discuss enough.
Technology makes life easier, but depending entirely on one platform can also create serious problems.
Imagine running your business, managing clients or handling important work, and suddenly your email and communication tools stop working.
That’s why digital skills should go beyond knowing how to use applications.
You should also understand alternatives, backups and how to keep working when technology fails.
A little preparation can save a lot of trouble.
If your main work platform went down for 24 hours, would you know how to keep your work running?
My neighbor built a fence 3 feet INTO my yard and then sent me a bill for $2,800 for "my share" of HIS fence.
So I bought my house 6 months ago. First house. $340k. Small yard but it's MINE.
My neighbor Dan has lived next door for 10 years. From day one he acted like my yard was his.
First month: He mowed 4 feet into my yard "to be nice."
Second month: He planted bushes ON my side of the property line. "It raises property value for both of us!"
I got a survey done. $450. Showed the exact line. He was 3.5 feet over.
I showed him politely: "Hey Dan, survey shows your bushes are on my side. Can you move them?"
Dan: "Those surveys are never accurate. I've lived here 10 years, I KNOW where the line is."
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Day 1: i love that you're really opinionated and can't be easily intimidated
Day 13: “if i talk one, you don talk 10...u sure say this relationship fit work so?” 😭💔
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Michael Phelps, widely regarded as one of the greatest swimmers of all time, is grabbing attention with his impressive physique.
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She shape-shifts into his mother and Charles immediately recognises another mutant.
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She has never owned a car, but because she once sat in a Benz, every Toyota driver is somehow beneath her.


























