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We’re proud to announce that we will face FC Bayern in the opening match of the new Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City in Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪

This is how to lose your political vehicle, ODM Style Step1: Your founder dies, announce the most incompetent leadership while hes still in India Step2: Allow rival political formation to organize his funeral. Attend funeral as observers. Wail a lot Step3: Praise the rival party leadership at funeral. Confuse your dumbfounded followers even further Step4:Attack those in the party agaisnt these moves. Decampaign them violently. Step5:Remove your internal rivals from all parliamentary committtes. This will finish them politically🤔 Step6: parliament is not enough. Eject your internal critics from the party. Insult them Step7: Your interval rivals arent finished yet. The take the argument to the party membership. They're winning. You launch a dumb counter Linda Ground. Step8: you got decimated in the arguments, time to lauch last ditch effort. Organize violence. Step9: Get beaten even in violence. Think twice. You arent that good in violence after all. Bribe Branch Chairmen Step9: Now your benefactor who organized your founders funeral has penetrated your backyard. Cry foul, ask for money and carve outs of territory.. Step10: You have been swallowed, like a goat by a python. Only your legs and dirty orange panties are visible in the air now. You are about to be eaten alive Step11: You are now irrelevant. Launch a new internal battle. ODM with Conditions or without. Accuse some of wanking for Gacagua Step12: Ask your former internal critics to come 'home' beg them. Praise them as caurageous. Invite them to some amorphous arrangement Step13: Launch another clumsy attempt. A tribal caravan to Jacaranda. .........alienate your founder national base further Step14: Sense defeat, start defections to your former internal critic, and some to the ruling party. Now hes your 'elder brother'. Ask him to take care of his 'hungry siblings'

The SPONSOR CHRONICLES Bureau (SCB) agents are reporting that The Equitable Party of Kenya, associated with Edwin Sifuna will unveil a transition to Linda Mwananchi on 30th October, 2026. This has since been confirmed by some party members. As part of the strategy, they will also announce Frank Mukwanja as the Executive Director of the renamed platform. Mukwanja, is currently the Centre of Multi-Party Democracy (CMD) boss. He is currently a top strategist of the party. Sifuna, will also announced a trip to the to USA starting Nov. 19, 2026 to meet members of his community abroad. Dr. Eunice Juma, will be the main contact for the Diaspora tour. The top TEP party network has made a decision to be on the 2027 ballot and not to play second fiddle to any other principle in the Separated Oppoeition. Ahead of the Diaspora tour they intend to hold rallies in Kwale and Turkana IT IS SO CHRONICLED!