Snocker (@RealSnocker) header
Snocker (@RealSnocker) profile picture

Professional bullshitter. Music fanatic and sports enthusiast or the other way.

Englewood
Joined May 2012
Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)Photo by Snocker (@RealSnocker)
Most overrated and overplayed player on the field? …🥁…Courtland Sutton #DENvsKC
1
235
Snocker retweeted
60
175
13
2,129
55,971
The NHL continues to DELIVER.. Nathan MacKinnon is an ABSOLUTE DAWG #PMSLive
13
63
1,176
89,069
Nothing beats 80s cartoon intros. They just hit different. TMNT 1987 opening still hits harder than most modern shows. Any others? (Courtesy of Paramount)
150
409
34
3,186
90,918
Snocker retweeted
If @McDonaldsCanada did this they’d have a license to print money
24
22
10
289
38,477
that Gravity feeling you’ve been asking for might just be back 👀 Without You with Sasha Alex Sloan and @avello_music is out now
4
17
1
137
4,526
Who’ll join me?! I wouldn’t be leaving the theater for two days straight.
Which movie you watching first??
41
If Jamal Murray actually becomes part of real trade talks, he would be one of 5 best players in trade machines this summer. It's why I believe Denver could get a handsome return. – at Pančevo, Srbija
18
3
1
208
14,326
Idiocracy is now.
How the fuck is this legal?
45
This Colorado Avalanche team is UNBELIEVABLE #PMSLive
43
274
27
3,122
164,616
Look at this beautiful slip. #stanleycup
20
the reason i pay my internet bills 😆
9
141
8
2,386
1,058,436
“That motherfucker back there is not real”
7
88
5
1,616
30,974
This Avalanche-Wild game proved again that the #stanleycup playoffs are way superior to the NBA playoffs.
WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE GAME 1!!! 🤯 #StanleyCup The action between the @minnesotawild and @Avalanche continues on TUESDAY at 8p ET on @espn, @Sportsnet, & @TVASports!
81
If that’s true…that means there is God!
BREAKING: A new report @BennettDurando says no one on the Nuggets is safe besides Nikola Jokic We could see a COMPLETELY new team next year 👀
1
35
COMING SOON:
🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday
64
4,672
77
43,337
1,550,563
💀💀💀
42
332
22
3,581
56,060
Mf genius! 🤯
Donald Trump attempts to prove his cognitive fitness by reciting a bizarre math equation. He states a doctor asked him to multiply 99 by 9, divide by 3, add 4293, divide by 2, subtract 93 and divide by 9. Trump claims he got the answer perfectly right.
29
Hockey Gods are being generous to the Avalanche this year. Dallas Stars are out 🥳! #goavsgo
1
164