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Joined March 2025
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
John Smoltz continues to criticize Jacob Misiorowski because he can’t fathom the idea of someone being better than he ever was in just their second year of Major League Baseball. He’s a deeply insecure man who can’t accept that someone is succeeding in a way that challenges his conventional ideas about pitching. There is no analysis from Smoltz anymore, and there hasn’t been in a long time. It’s just projections from a grumpy old man yelling at clouds.
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I listened to this whole thing. Dan wasn’t unfair to John. You may not like the word choice, but that is also what I heard about John’s first year. @jon_greenberg pretty much said, in nice words, the same thing in his piece today!
“Schriffen was an a**hole and pissed off a lot of hard working nice people when he walked in.” @dan_bernstein reacts to John Schriffen being out as the White Sox play-by-play announcer on today’s DBU
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Schriffen calls that I’ll never forget -yeahhhhhhh BUDDY! -Show me the MUNE! -La PanTERA! RAWR RAWR! -NAH we ain’t takin’ THAT! I don’t care how many L’s we got this year! -LETS! GO! -Southside, STAAAAND UP! -Would you give him the green light? (the best) -FOR ALL THE HATERS!
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Thank god.
The White Sox have informed John Schriffen that his contract will not be extended as the club’s lead play-by-play announcer.
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Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Apologized more for this than when he beat up a woman
After the game, Josh Jacobs said he apologized to his team for dropping Jordan Love’s TD pass on third-and-5 with 3:30 left. Big turn in the loss. “That’s a play I’ve got to make. So I said, ‘If you want to blame anybody, put it on me.’”
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Baseball games are broadcast by guys who have a really poor grasp of what actual analytics are, and then fans interpret what they’re hearing poorly. It’s a terrible game of “telephone”. If these guys actually understood what “analytics” are they wouldn’t have a problem with them.
I miss when "hitting" actually meant "getting a hit" in a game, rather than some MS in Data Science saying you had "superb exit velocity" in BP.
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45ish year old grown man thinks he’s a wrestling heel but he thinks OTHER people are corny. Dunning Kruger at work.
No! We don’t! Fuck the bears! Football cubs ran the Southside Cardinals out of town. They can kiss our ass. Meidroth was there for the patriots
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Republicans are pro-child rapists. This is what your party stands for. The leader of your party made his stance 100% clear. You are all therefore responsible for defending child rapists. Own it. Be proud of it. This is what it means to be a Republican. Congratulations!
A 12-year-old girl was raped. The President of the United States is defending her rapist and the rapist’s wife, and using the rape to smear the victim. What level of evil are we dealing with here?
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Thought that was the ball at first..
Broken bat coming right at ya
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Good times. I have a lot more too! Been waiting on these for a few years now
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
"I know exactly who he was, I know what his gift could do, and I know that we were all just a little happier, a little better off, for getting to hear the song...for as long as we did." @adamamin gives a touching tribute to his late partner, Stacey King ❤️
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The "I played baseball at a higher level than you, therefore i know more than you" is a really dumb argument. Again, this man is ignoring that the Rays/Brewers are the two most analytical organizations in baseball. It's hilariously stupid.
DAMN! Who knew little old me and my opinion would have all y’all this STIRRED UP?! Some of y’all heard the word ANALYTICS and completely MISSED MY WHOLE DAMN POINT! I’m talking about REAL BALLPLAYERS! DOGS! GRINDERS! Dudes who will fight through 12-pitch at-bats, move runners, lay down a bunt, run the bases, make plays, and do the dirty work EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! Guys who COMPETE THEIR ASSES OFF! I spent a few years around Pat Murphy. Sat in his office, had plenty of personal conversations, and heard firsthand what that man preached! “PLAY LIKE A NEANDERTHAL!” Now let me ask y’all something… YOU THINK NEANDERTHALS KNEW WHAT ANALYTICS WERE?! OR WERE THEY JUST OUT THERE TRYING TO COMPETE, SURVIVE, AND WIN NO MATTER WHAT?! THAT’S MY WHOLE DAMN POINT! I never said the Brewers and Rays don’t use analytics. I’m saying I see two organizations that value OLD-SCHOOL BALLPLAYERS! Complete players who know how to WIN, even when it ain’t pretty! Y’all call it analytics. I call it GETTING BACK TO THE GAME I GREW UP LOVING! BASEBALL! SIMPLE AS THAT! And yeah, let me be a LITTLE PETTY before I go! Respectfully, I’m not letting people who have NEVER stepped between those lines convince me otherwise just because you went to a really FANCY SCHMANCY COLLEGE 🤣and know how to read a spreadsheet! I respect education. I respect analytics. But being book smart doesn’t automatically mean you understand what it takes to COMPETE AND WIN between those lines! I played 15 YEARS in the BIG LEAGUES! I’ve been around some of the greatest baseball minds in the world. That doesn’t mean I know everything, but I’ve earned the right to have my own perspective on this game! LOVE THE DEBATE! RESPECT EVERYBODY’S OPINION! BUT I’M STANDING TEN TOES DOWN ON MINE!
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All of these former players have to be combining to do this bit. Cameron, these are the two most analytics driven teams in baseball. There’s no way we should be so dense.
BASEBALL MIGHT BE GETTING THE WORLD SERIES IT NEEDS MOST! At a time when analytics have practically taken over the game and a potential lockout is looming, the Rays and Brewers might be reminding baseball of something we’ve forgotten. HOW TO ACTUALLY PLAY WINNING BASEBALL! Pitching. Defense. Speed. Contact. Smart baserunning. Timely power. EXECUTION! Forget chasing superstars just because they’re superstars. GO FIND SUPERSTARS WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME! Two organizations proving that sometimes the best way forward is BACK TO BASICS! Maybe this World Series is bigger than a championship. Maybe it’s a reminder of what baseball has been missing. And for once, I genuinely have NO IDEA who I’m picking! Rays fans, Brewers fans… SELL ME ON YOUR SQUAD! Convince me why YOUR team wins it all. BEST ARGUMENT GETS MY PICK!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Rays and Brewers are among baseball's most analytics-driven organizations, using data and tech to identify edges like contact, speed, and small-ball tactics rather than representing a "back to basics" rejection of analytics. nytimes.com/athletic/76843… wsj.com/sports/basebal… mlb.com/news/explainin… outkick.com/sports/milwauk…
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
We don't burn down enough things. Cause for real, burn it all down.
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Incoming 60.1 grade from PFF
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For me, only Miguel Vargas, Mune and Sean Burke are untouchable.....nobody is expendable per se, but we have a lot of infielders right now, so YMMV. Those are solid building blocks.
Replying to @MrDelicious13
who is expendable and who’s untouchable in the next year or 2, and why?
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Hey Peter, no one cares who you are, even Packers fans.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter
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Facts. lol. BradishMuse 0.0 fWAR McClung -0.7 fWAR
Replying to @Negan276
None and I still have a better WAR than him 😂
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