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Red Stapler

@RedStapler77

Stapler of Many Things.

 Vladivostok, Russia
Joined January 2020
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Emily Bernstein@emilybernOct 29
I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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pep 🐟@SUBMARINER1941Oct 19
the 60s were fucking nuts man you could fr just buy a monkey for 20 bucks in the middle of a hulk comic
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Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino
Jolina Jasmine (@JolinaJasmine) profile pictureJolina Jasmine@JolinaJasmineOct 14
Replying to @JolinaJasmine
That’s an alien lol
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Bridget@realityreactsOct 12
Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
ً (@DlCKLACE) profile pictureً@DlCKLACE13 Jul 2022
fuck you and your bird
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@juicenotthekid_Oct 7
Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 7
33 year old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active 😳
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cats aura
@catsawwraOct 6
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Bat with broken wing treated with laser therapy A serotine bat found injured in Oxfordshire was taken to Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital, where vets repaired its fractured wing and used laser therapy to support its recovery
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Frasier Payne
@MeinGottNilesSep 27
Cows don't even laugh anymore they just look at you like this
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Sosa✧.
@vvsosaSep 27
nahh he a dickhead for that 😭
Flo ⚝ (@lilfloo) profile pictureFlo ⚝
@lilflooSep 27
in 1962 John F Kennedy ordered 1,200 Cuban cigars just 2 hours before he made them illegal
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The claim quoted here repeats a viral but unconfirmed anecdote from Pierre Salinger's 1992 article; JFK Presidential Library records do not document the specific cigar order before the embargo. snopes.com/news/2025/01/1… cigaraficionado.com/article/great-… jfklibrary.org/asset-viewer/a…
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Barry
@BarryOnHereSep 27
"Liberty Biberty"
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PoIiMath
@politicalmathSep 24
It would be hilarious to go back to 1999 and tell people that the actor from Office Space with the brightest future is the red stapler guy
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Yokio@ItsNewYokioSep 17
Everyone who was too broke to afford wolverine
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Marcelo Millicay@millicay95Sep 18
It's one of God's cruelest jokes that we seem to only get comic-accurate costumes if it's for laughs.
DCU Brief (@DCUBrief) profile pictureDCU Brief
@DCUBriefSep 18
The Flash has officially appeared in live action in ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Stuart spinoff show.
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love drops
@lovedropxSep 18
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「ItsKKing」@ItsKKingSep 17
I know his lawyer just dropped to his knees and thanked jesus
Vaelor💥 (@vaelor0) profile pictureVaelor💥@vaelor0Sep 16
He retreated, deascelasted and respected the mans wish
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Cute
@cutecorestarAug 22
miniature dollhouse coffee table
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たま
@t_a_m_a_chAug 21
浮気現場に遭遇したらこうなるのか…
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they knew what they were doing
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