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Stapler of Many Things.

Vladivostok, Russia
Joined January 2020
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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the 60s were fucking nuts man you could fr just buy a monkey for 20 bucks in the middle of a hulk comic
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Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino
Replying to @JolinaJasmine
That’s an alien lol
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Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
fuck you and your bird
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Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness
33 year old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active 😳
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Bat with broken wing treated with laser therapy A serotine bat found injured in Oxfordshire was taken to Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital, where vets repaired its fractured wing and used laser therapy to support its recovery
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It would be hilarious to go back to 1999 and tell people that the actor from Office Space with the brightest future is the red stapler guy
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Everyone who was too broke to afford wolverine
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It's one of God's cruelest jokes that we seem to only get comic-accurate costumes if it's for laughs.
The Flash has officially appeared in live action in ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Stuart spinoff show.
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I know his lawyer just dropped to his knees and thanked jesus
He retreated, deascelasted and respected the mans wish
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miniature dollhouse coffee table
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浮気現場に遭遇したらこうなるのか…
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they knew what they were doing
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Si no fuera por Spiderman habría sido mucho peor
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así si que me gustaría ir a la playa
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how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken
Fleetwood Mac's Lindsey Buckingham
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