Former Professor of crypto-zoonotic-micro-mycology. UC Borehamwood One half of the KWF World tag team champions
Kuntsford, Cheshire
Joined February 2019
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Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
A lot of brain dead idiots are criticising me for inviting Russell Brand to guest edit @BazakeMedia as recently as seven weeks ago. Believe me, no one either hates or condemns the actions of Russell Brand as much as I. I have always shook my head in disgust at his so-called jokes
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
A few people have been asking so best to confirm that I have taken the tricky decision to ban my staff from wearing the poppy at our Knutsford delicatessen branch. Im of the view it's a politically loaded symbol. Customers will be invited to take the poppy off at the door. Rob 🙏
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
“Hi, the shit wording in your law means technically even kissing is illegal and can get you put on the registry”
‘A court can deal with that when you get arrested lol’
These people are running the country btw
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Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
She needs to be recalled. She has admitted she has no idea how the law she wrote herself, that affects us all, will be applied because she didn’t consult lawyers or experts before putting it forward and voting on it. Flagrant incompetence and abuse of her position.
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Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
My mistress has just gone to sit on my face and as she did, Burnham appeared at my window and said "can't park there mate"
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
I'm so sad to have to ask in this way but I'm really struggling to find a way to give mum a funeral that honours her memory. if there's any way you can help it would make such a huge huge difference to me even if that means just sharing this post.
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Murdered? First I've heard about this. @2012Studies why didn't you tell me?
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
I had a Sad Year but look forward to normal Lovely hours soon, and one day I’ll be allowed to explain it all and you will understand, but for now: my friends at @ProjectMuhmmed had their literal sister murdered by the occupiers. They carry on, so do I. Please donate.
My dear brother Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely 🤍🎂
For your birthday, we wanted to give you something from our hearts. So we decided to paint our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.
The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction—a birthday gift from the people whose lives you have touched. Here, your voice has helped bring water to thirsty children, bread to hungry families, and meals to people exhausted by hunger.
The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.
When the children see your portrait, we want them to know: “This is Eyup—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring us water and bread.”
On your birthday, we hope you can feel some of the warmth you have brought into our lives. Behind every distribution you helped make possible are families who may never have met you, but who have felt your kindness in something as real as a meal shared with their children.
You helped the world see and hear us.
You stood beside our young team.
And you gave others a reason to stand beside us too.
From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: happy birthday, brother. May the year ahead bring you kindness, friendship, and many reasons to smile.
Please accept this mural as a small gift of love from Gaza. Your impact will remain in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day. 🤍🇵🇸
If you would like to celebrate Eyup’s birthday with us, help continue the work he has supported. Every donation helps us bring more water, bread, and meals to families in Gaza.
Support Project Muhammed directly:
chuffed.org/project/178918-h…
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
Liberal philosophy essentials #4 - "if we vote harder..."👇
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
If Chiang Kai-Shek had won, today China would be utterly poverty-stricken, have zero nuclear weapons, and would probably be host to a lot of U.S. military bases
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
It's 2027 in Burnham's Britain. Last week your home was flooded with raw river sewage. This week is a heatwave. It's only March. Easter eggs cost £70 and don't say the word Easter anymore. It's illegal to get head.
The players will be carrying the hopes and dreams of an entire generation of piss-based machine learning researchers. #WhataClubWhatanEthos
We are delighted to reveal Urinoflux as our new front of shirt main sponsor for the 2026/27 season. #SRFC
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
We are delighted to reveal Urinoflux as our new front of shirt main sponsor for the 2026/27 season. #SRFC
Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
I see no lie
“The settler's expression is reflected in the gesture, mimicking the sound a shepherd makes when gathering his flock, addressing the Palestinians"
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Dr Joshbert Zands PhD retweeted
Israel killed eight people including a child in Gaza this weekend as they continue their genocide.
After a weekend of arresting pensioners for protesting against this horror, Labour has today collapsed local agreements putting Israel far above serving our local communities.