RickU retweeted
Aleve is hard to get here, so I use Scotch.
I've lost track of how many times I've said "just tape it up and get me a shot. I've got work to do."
Everything I've ever built has my blood on it. But there's no point in crying about it.
The Ticos find it endlessly amusing.
I pass all medical diagnoses through a single thought experiment I learned many years ago. This is my foolproof scientific method to determine if you are full of shit or actually unwell.
No malady is actually debilitating until a single mom from Mexico with two jobs can’t get out of bed. If your diagnosis has never once stopped a single mom with two jobs in Mexico from going to work you made that shit up.
You know who doesn’t go buy a cane off Amazon and pretend to be unable to work? That lady. She’s like mmm I need aleve today.
Until I see a single mom from Mexico call in sick with combination POTS and fibromyalgia I don’t want to hear it. My doctor told me I have chronic pain from fibromyalgia once and I was like shhhh my God don’t tell anyone that’s so embarrassing. Shit let me just pop this aleve and go about my business let’s keep this between us babe.
Anyway don’t tell me you can’t get out of the bed unless you can show me a mom from Mexico who also can’t get out of bed. Until then buenas dias babe get up.
RickU retweeted
Lots of illiterate peasants fell for this one…
The "Epstein was Mossad" story traces back to one serial fabricator. Russia made sure it went viral.
I laid out the whole thing on One America News.
The Epstein Conspiracy: amazon.com/dp/B0HMKF174Z
RickU retweeted
You did this. 👇 you still push the same garbage even after your own voters rejected it. You don't ever deserve to be near power levers again.
Harsh, but true. This isn't 3 strikes and you're out, it's like 18 years now.
RickU retweeted
People that helped us in Iraq and Afghanistan aren't our friends.
They used us to get back at their enemies.
And people they didn't like who they saw a convenient method to get someone else to kill them.
the biggest black pill my husband told me about his experiences overseas.
Breaking News: The Trump administration has detained dozens of Afghan immigrants in Louisiana — including relatives of those who helped the U.S. military — and plans to deport them to Afghanistan, according to U.S. officials. nyti.ms/4jPVvrw
RickU retweeted
Every public high school in America should be teaching how credit cards work, how to get a mortgage, and what mutual funds are and how they function.
17th century English literature is great, but how about equipping our children with what they need in the REAL world.
