Sam

@Sam_Deez xitter.gq/yaboybillnye/status/65…

It's Maaarrrmmaladeeee!!!!! @Sam_Deez @Hewey852

"@yaboybillnye: RT PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY NIGGA SULLY xitter.gq/yaboybillnye/status/57…" @Sam_Deez

"@CauseWereGuys: Mark just slaying inflatable animals http://t.co/lQ98zrh0y9" @Sam_Deez #justslayingthem #ridethatdolphin

"@YikYakPosts: xitter.gq/YikYakPosts/status/568…" @Sam_Deez

"@HistoricalPics: 1920's Tattoo Parlour xitter.gq/HistoricalPics/status/…" @CaitBaukham @NothinToLose_ @Sam_Deez

"@TFLN: (910): For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea." #ImIn @Sam_Deez @Hewey852

"@yaboybillnye: dam bby are you the square root of 2 because u got a nigga feelin irrational" @Sam_Deez #happyfriday

"I know I could fuck him, but I just don't want to!" - @Hewey852 #AndrewQuotes @CaitBaukham @hayleymccurdy @bloodshot_ears

"@yaboybillnye: four loko in the test tube" @Hewey852 @Sam_Deez

"@OzzyOsbourne: New Year's Eve, Time to raise some hell! http://t.co/HVEI3ZENTd" @CaitBaukham @Sam_Deez @MelyndaMoon #halfcenturyparty!!

"@MensHumor: Don't worry bro... http://t.co/GMD2nXNudk" @Sam_Deez

Remember that one time when @Sam_Deez texted me to say he was going to "Fist me with his bow tie"? I do now, and I'm sorry I forgot #bros

@mothermother & @USSMUSIC at #GuelphConcertTheatre Nov 24th!! I know what I want for my birthday!! @CaitBaukham @Hewey852 @bloodshot_ears

"@MensHumor: I am going to weekend the fuck out of this weekend." @Sam_Deez Sounds like something you'd say lol