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What is Bitcoin? The South African government has just published a draft regulation that depends on you not asking that question. So let's ask it.
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Botswana president, Duma Boko, says he is against cadre deployment as it has destroyed South Africa. He says people should only be appointed on merit
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I am frankly dumbstruck by the news out of South Africa 🇿🇦 that newly proposed regulations would upend self custody in that country. South Africa's National Treasury has published draft Capital Flow Management Regulations (treasury.gov.za/public%20com…) to replace its 1961 exchange-control regime, and the proposal extends sixty-five-year-old capital controls designed for gold bullion and foreign banknotes directly onto self-custodied crypto. The result is one of the most invasive treatments of non-custodial wallets proposed anywhere in the world. The mechanics are clear and severe. Any purchase, sale, loan, or transfer of crypto above a Treasury-set threshold must run through a licensed "authorised crypto asset service provider." Cross-border movement of crypto requires permission. Holdings above the threshold must be declared within thirty days, and Treasury can compel their sale at market price. Crypto can be attached by administrative order, without prior judicial process, on reasonable suspicion of contravention. Penalties run to R1 million, five years in prison, or the full value of the crypto involved. The provision that is the real showstopper is Regulation 25(5). Where crypto has been forfeited to the state, the owner must "furnish full particulars in writing of all and any passwords, personal identification numbers or codes" necessary to give Treasury access. That seems to be a statutory compelled disclosure of seed phrases and private keys. There is no carve-out, no judicial check inside the regulation itself, no recognition that the keys are not separable from the user's right against self-incrimination or right to privacy under the South African Constitution. The reason that provision appears to exist is Treasury understands that, without it, the rest of the framework cannot reach a self-custody user. Exchange-control logic depends on gatekeepers — banks, dealers, intermediaries that the state can appoint and command. Self-custody removes the gatekeeper by design. So the regulation reaches the only places it still can: the on-ramp, the holder's declaration, and ultimately the holder's body and devices at the border. Regulations 4 and 5 give enforcement officers the power to search travelers entering or leaving the country, demand they "produce" any crypto in their possession or control, and seize it on suspicion alone. As you well know, this is not how most of the rest of the world is approaching self-custody. The EU's Markets in Crypto-Assets framework regulates issuers and crypto-asset service providers and explicitly leaves self-custody alone. The UK's financial services regime regulates exchanges and custodians and treats unhosted wallet software as out of scope. The US has spent the last two years walking back its most aggressive theories — the SAB 121 reversal, the broker-dealer rule rollback, the IRS DeFi broker rule rescission — precisely because policymakers across both parties recognized that you cannot regulate non-custodial software the way you regulate a bank. FATF's own guidance distinguishes wallet software publishers from custodial intermediaries. South Africa's draft does the opposite. It very much intends to reach through the software to the user. The technical reality the draft ignores is that a non-custodial wallet is a key-management tool, not a financial intermediary. @MetaMask does not hold user funds. It does not see private keys. It cannot freeze, seize, or surrender anything to a regulator. Compelling its users to declare, surrender, or hand over keys does not make Treasury more effective at managing capital flows. It makes ordinary South Africans criminally liable for using software the rest of the world treats as legitimate self-custody infrastructure. Treasury has opened a public comment period, and anyone with a dog in the fight should ask that the compelled-key provision be struck. The cross-border search-and-seizure regime should not extend to self-custodied wallets. And the framework should distinguish — as nearly every other major jurisdiction now does — between intermediated services and the user's own software.
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The creator of Claude Code teaches more about vibe-coding in 30 minutes than most tutorials do in hours. Save this — it'll change how you build forever.
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'why didnt you just sell some at the top?'
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Empathy has been weaponized to destroy Western civilization
Elon Musk: The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is the empathy exploit “There's a guy who posts on the internet who's great, Gad Saad, and he talks about basically suicidal empathy. There's so much empathy that you actually suicide yourself. So we've got civilizational suicidal empathy going on. I believe in empathy. I think you should care about other people, but you need to have empathy for civilization as a whole and not commit to a civilizational suicide. The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy. The empathy exploit. They're exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response. I think empathy is good, but you need to think it through and not just be programmed like a robot. Its weaponized empathy is the issue.”
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Wake up.
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The flap copy for Suicidal Empathy has been released. As has the subtitle (Dying to be Kind). Earlier today, the front cover was set. Pre-orders should be available soon!
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The South African government is super racist against anyone who isn’t Black. Just a fact. It’s literally in the laws.
Isn’t it ironic how Elon’s Starlink wants to drop free, unlimited, super-fast internet into 5,000 rural South African schools, but SA’s bureaucracy insists on saying no. I think the 2.4 million kids in SA without proper access would benefit immensely. Starlink is even putting R500 million (about $29.4 million USD) on the table themselves, no cost to the government or the schools. All they’re asking? A normal licence to operate in SA. Here’s the crazy part: because of the 30% black-ownership rule (B-BBEE), ICASA keeps saying “nope.” Starlink says, “Cool, we won’t sell shares, but we’ll just give you this giant school project instead,” using the same Equity Equivalent programme that Microsoft, Amazon and IBM already got approved with. The Communications Minister is literally begging ICASA to accept it. Neighbours like Botswana, Zimbabwe and Mozambique are already connected and loving it. Yet here we are, end of 2025, and those satellites are just flying over South Africa doing nothing while kids in the bundus still can’t pursue their dreams. Come on, South Africa, don’t be the only country turning down free internet for millions of learners. The irony, to me, is that Elon was born in South Africa, the very place that is telling him no to such a generopus offer!
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Our @JuanDMendieta, @ChrisBeamish_ (@glassnode) and @benharvey will break down how BTC & ETH are actually being used today, and why it matters for market structure. Tomorrow - 3 Dec at 4pm CET Don’t miss this. Set a reminder 👇 xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1djGXWdMd…
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Ya’ll sold?!
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Bro cooked 😂💀
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Y’ALL SOLD? 😂
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It's over for us 💀
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"Now tell me where the seed phrase is"
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The British establishment have all ready covered this new Banksy up. Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes?? Protect the right to protest! RT!
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Videos like this is why the internet was invented
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Nancy Pelosi makes $174,000 dollars a year yet has a net worth of $413 million. Her portfolio did 78% return in 2024. She’s either insider trading or the greatest investor of our era.
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