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This reads like a Dwarf Fortress group symbol.
"A dwarf killing a large bug. The dwarf is bearded and emaciated and has a long phallus." Roman ring, 1st century BC at @mfaboston
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They gave millennials porn, crypto & legal weed, a great boon to a large percentage of the “dissident” class of millennials. We must recall Lil Wayne’s “Pussy, Money, Weed”— a Millennial anthem. What will they give the zoomers to pacify them?
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I'm going to buy this so that I can still not understand my cat when translated to Chinese
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You, an idiot: pre-check, CLEAR, RealID
Me, an illegal alien sex offender: show my documents that I am a convicted rapist
🚨ICYMI EXCLUSIVE🚨
The Biden regime allowed illegal aliens, that were convicted of sex crimes, into our country.
They allowed these illegals to fly on commercial flights, without ID.
All they had to do was show TSA their sex offender paperwork.
I found this after I filed a lawsuit against TSA last year.
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Fat-headed moron pretends to be smart. “You are not entitled to live where your ancestors have lived for hundreds of years. You are not entitled to a lifestyle comparable to your grandparents. Move to bumfuck nowhere and abandon your heritage if you’re mildly uncomfortable.”
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“I'm a heritage American. Does that matter at all?”
Shut the fuck up.
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It's astonishing when you realize everything that has happened has been at the behest of keeping these people economically insulated from the changing world for 60 years.
No boomer understands that to take home 30-35k you have to work 2-3 minimum wage jobs at the same time.
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*me while I'm doomscrolling on my digital cognitotoxin dispenser, mainlining algorithmic microdoses of validation as my attention span dissolves into a slurry*
"haha man these Romans were so stupid, not realizing they were poisoning themselves with lead & stuff"
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City boys can’t help themselves, they always portray sportsmen as rednecks, and in the case of Florida’s Python Challenge this post cannot be more wrong. Each year, Florida enacts one of the largest citizen science efforts in the world, the Python Challenge, as an invasive species culling event aimed at the Burmese Python, which has devastated Everglades food webs, ecology, and habitat. While the event is a hunt, it’s also the greatest source of scientific data collection on invasive pythons.
The Python Challenge does not, as Antonio notes, entail “any local with a firearm showing up and blasting in any direction,” the python cull is tightly regulated and science-based invasive species culling effort hosted by Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, the University of Florida, and the South Florida Water Management District (the organization that employs the most PhDs in the state btw).
There are no firearms allowed in the boundaries of Everglades national park, and these rules are systematized in FWC (state) managed areas meaning pythons must be euthanized using air guns or captive bolts, and carcasses have to be submitted at a check station within 24 hours of capture where UF scientists collect data.
All Python challenge participants have to do a training called “FWC Python Patrol” to participate, which covers safe handling, humane euthanasia, and invasive species ecology. In Florida, non-native reptiles do not require a hunting license to harvest, and the no firearms rule has been in place since the Python Challenge began in 2013.
Contrary to how this post portrays the Challenge, it’s truly a scientific affair. Most of what we know about invasive Python demographics and biology in the Everglades comes from this culling effort, which is half sporting contest and half large scale data gathering exercise.
Challenge data collections and necropsy results have shown us the age and sex structure of pythons in the park (70% female, 10-15 eggs peer clutch), size averages (19 ft and >180 lbs), and stomach content analyses. All of the data we have on trophic interactions and cascade effects (62% of their diet is mid level mammals on the food web) comes from the Python Challenge.
Even if hunters were “firing their guns in all directions” during the Challenge, which they aren’t, it’s important to remember that American hunters (through license sales and excise taxes on guns and ammo) provide the majority of wildlife conservation funding in all 50 states. Hunter surveys provide much of the management data on everything from waterfowl populations to big game herds, enabling science based management on game and non game species and habitat.
One of the wildest Florida stories is how the Everglades become home to thousands of enormous, gator-eating pythons.
In 1992, a hurricane blew apart a python-breeding operation, and the things adapted to the marshy ecosystem that resembled SE Asia. They're now everywhere in the Everglades, threatening local wild life, and posing a major animal control problem.
Florida problems require Florida solutions, so every year the state holds an official hunt where any local with a firearm proceeds to show up and blast away in every direction in the hope of bagging the biggest that year. The governor even shows up for a pep rally, holds a snakeskin football, and convenes this very serious event.
Florida is the finest state in the union.
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The “I’m for secure borders but have a heart, man” people can’t articulate any sort of policy that isn’t just de facto open borders
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Replying to @deedydas
"the infinite slop machine that will enslave our children is being built by immigrants" is not the own you think it is
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Replying to @sweatystartup
Americans: enjoying their leisure time in a sunny park in their city
Nick: “I am really good at undercutting your quality of life by exploiting cheap foreign labor”
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Bun is almost certainly guilty of country of origin and citizenship status discrimination
No way you get that high without putting your hands on the scales during the interview process
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"We no longer need your services at the Lotion In The Basket factory."
A deranged liberal completely lost it when they found out they'd been fired for celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This clip was from Fishtank.live when contestants had to film 24/7 for a contest
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