Visual novel developer. Games: https://xitter.cf/t.co/a5ahpY7Jor. Discord: https://xitter.cf/t.co/R0mnvvByii. @cactuscali19912's 'favorite white boy'.

A World of Pure Imagination
Joined March 2016
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Turning a woman into a soft little sleepy thing who can actually relax beside you is exactly the flex you think it is.
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"You can eat a dick up til you hiccup"
This man is a legend. Listen you won't regret it.
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Opening up a dinosaur themed Mexican restaurant in Texas, called "Tex-Rex".
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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the world revolves around the sun. too bad my audience is from the 16th century. anyway here's a chart
Anyone who thinks Texas early vote data looks good for democrats is sub-50 IQ. I honestly feel sorry for them. They are being straight up lied to and don’t seem to care. I will never understand people who are detached from data. Heck, even NBC is pivoting now.
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A Texas Democrat from the Austin area wins a hotly contested statewide primary, then runs in an open seat race against a deeply flawed Republican millionaire opponent who runs one of the worst campaigns in modern history. The race becomes extraordinarily negative, and sets national records for spending. The Democrat wins by 2.5 points. Texas flips blue. The year is 1990.
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🙏May Ken Paxton suffer the same fate as Vucic and Bolsonaro 🙏
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Replying to @GorillaHpn
Con ET trying to manage the vibes
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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More than 350,000 people voted for Abbott and Beto O’Rourke in 2018. Sorry I'm trying to only do this tweet once a week
This is like the craziest thing I’ve ever seen Everyone turned out to vote for Abbott but they left it blank for Paxton or voted for Talarico? That is not how most voting humans operate
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When women talk about inequitable labor within a marriage, this is what they mean. Do keep in mind, most women also work.
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Gender reassignment surgery cost upwards to $100,000 yet these brainwashed MAGAs thinks the science teacher is doing it for free between PE and math class. It’s literally impossible to overstate how fucking ill-informed these people are.
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A hurricane? Named after a disastrous Vice President? How original.
BREAKING: Vance has become a hurricane as it churns off the coast of Mexico, the National Hurricane Center said early Friday. The center said the storm is expected to strengthen rapidly and could be a major Category 4 hurricane before the end of the day. apnews.com/article/hurricane…
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american politics
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Two weeks from now, you’ll see republicans gathered in circles, staring at each other and asking “How did this happen? How did we lose?” I love this! Rural depression is quantifiable. I always like seeing higher turnout overall, but if it’s relative…I’ll take it! Now back to watching a bunch of conET high fiving data they don’t get.
One week left of early voting in Texas, here are the live-tracked counties from today. Dallas is over 50% of its total 2022 turnout after 5 days of EV Hockley, Madison, and most rurals did not have weekend EV in 2022 (it's now mandatory), so these charts will be weird tomorrow
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Texas early vote, first 3 days look great for Ds: 🔵 2.13M in-person votes. 100% of 2020's pace in a MIDTERM. 🔵 Dallas County: 119% of its 2024 presidential turnout. 🔵 Harris-won counties combined: 94% of 2024 pace. 🔴 Trump's suburban strongholds: just 72-83% of 2024 pace.
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Anti-war right update: Trump has bombed Somalia in this term twice as much as all of Bush, Obama, and Biden’s airstrikes combined. In just under two years he is set to surpass his own appalling record he established over four years.
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A collapse in turnout among younger Republicans is a major driver of the GOP’s early-voting slump with low-propensity voters in North Carolina and Georgia. Under-45 Republicans are showing little enthusiasm thus far, consistent with broader national polling.
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