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the dentist said, i grind in my sleep. he real for that

Joined March 2011
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UPN🤎
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Idk her mama not that emotionally intelligent
How is she so self aware for a 4 years old
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Rihanna has just ended her relationship with A$AP Rocky after discovering that he secretly had DNA tests carried out on their three children without her knowledge.
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Just thinking about that time 20 year-old Fantasia Barrino guest-starred on 'The Simpsons' in 2005 and completely washed Lisa Simpson in a singing competition. Tore her to shreds, honey! 🤭
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I couldn't deal with a friend or partner that's this stupid
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você é uma vagabunda mesquinha do caralho.
بنتي عمرها 13 سنة، ومن يوم بدأت دورتها الشهرية وأنا أشتري لها الفوط الصحية. لكن لاحظت إن العلب تخلص بسرعة، وبدأت أشوف إنها تستخدم كمية مبالغ فيها. في البداية نبهتها أكثر من مرة، وقلت لها: "مو معقول كل شهر تخلصين هالكمية! لازم تتعلمين تحافظين على الأغراض، مو كل شيء متوفر يعني تستخدمينه بدون حساب." ولما ما تغير شيء، قررت أحط الفوط في خزانتي بدل ما تكون متاحة لها، وصرت أعطيها عددًا محددًا كل شهر. وإذا خلصت الكمية قبل موعدها، لازم تجيني وتطلب مني زيادة، وأحيانًا كنت أرفض بحجة إنها لازم تتعلم الاقتصاد. في يوم دخلت عليّ وهي مترددة، وقالت:
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I remember my friend “disappeared” for like 4 months & nobody knew what happened. One day, I went to the restroom during the last lunch period, which is usually the period for ISS kids & the disabled kids, and I saw a line of 7 girls, including my friend.
i was not having sex in middle school Y’all so different 😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️
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I remembered how a friend once asked to borrow 15,000 from me for dental treatment. She said, “I’ll pay you back when I get my salary.” Six months later, she asked me at a café why I was still walking around with a cracked phone screen. I replied, “Well, I’m actually waiting for your 15,000 so I can get a
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My friend and I applied for the same position at a company. She got the job, and I didn't. I congratulated her genuinely, even though I was disappointed. Three months later, she invited me to her housewarming party. While everyone was celebrating, one of her colleagues made a comment that caught my attention. He said, "You mean she hasn't told you what happened during the interview?" I laughed and asked what he meant. He looked at my friend, and suddenly the atmosphere changed. After everyone left, I confronted her. What she told me shocked me.
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In all my 31 years of living I have never heard of such a thing??!!!!! A CARPET SNAKE????
I've heard of carpet snakes, but this is wild Writer: Ian
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All his kids look like him but that lil boy to his left…
📸 The whole gang 🥹❤️
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His voice is perfect for that role 😭🙏🏿
Ye and Kim Kardashian’s son Psalm West makes his voice-acting debut in The Angry Birds Movie 3. Psalm voices Olly, the youngest hatchling in Red’s family. The movie hits theaters Dec. 23. 🎬
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you are real af for this but i need to understand why he doesn’t have a name?
Proud of myself today 💕 I have a 3rd grader whose parents never named him. All of his school logins go by “infant male”. I want to be the one to change that & help him get a legal name. Got dad a lawyer who will do the case pro bono. Told dad I’d help him pay the court fees
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My mom still wears her wedding ring even though my parents have been divorced for seven years. Last month, my dad asked her to stop. He’s getting remarried. Apparently his fiancée noticed the ring in a family photo and asked why Mom still wore it. Dad called Mom and said, “It’s disrespectful now. Mom laughed and hung up. I thought she was being petty. Dad left her. Dad moved on. Why keep wearing something from a marriage that ended? So I asked her. She pulled the ring off and handed it to me.
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That’s a lot better
The Miami Heat heard the slander and updated the face on Dwyane Wade’s statue 😅 Before vs After
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The problem is yall will bother people without considering the fact that some people are literal crash outs
Bro saw his life flash before his eyes over a stupid prank
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Brandon Ingram and Glorilla dressed as Bow Wow and Ciara
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On Monday, I called in sick. I'd been throwing up since 2 a.m. My manager sighed. "Everybody gets sick on Mondays. Try to come in." "I can't." Click. An hour later, Tola texted me a screenshot. Our manager, in the team chat: "He's faking. Let's see if he's still sick tomorrow." I didn't reply. I went to the clinic. Doctor's note. Timestamped visit record. 7:42 a.m., before my manager had even finished complaining. Then I emailed HR: the note, the timestamp, the screenshot. One line: I'd like this on record. Tuesday, I walked in pale and slow.
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idk if i’m gonna articulate this as well as i want to…. but the way that he is trying SO graciously to explain the backlash to raven, and *almost* gets to a point of understanding… just for that lady to chime in with THEE most useless and derailing contributions…
Raven-Symoné CLARIFIED her controversial comments after previously questioning whether That’s So Raven and her character Raven Baxter were inherently “BLACK,” explaining that she never denied the show centered around a Black family, but that its appeal went BEYOND RACE and connected with audiences worldwide 👀 “People from every country watched a Black family, but they saw themselves in that family... which means we were universal.”
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This woman shared on Instagram: My daughter is 13 now and has started to ask to go places with her friends. Am I doing too much by not allowing her to go unless I’m there? 😩 I hate to be the strict mom.
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