I like to commentate on the ridiculous ….and fck me there’s shitloads of leftist idiots on here supplying the required material ..
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F’ck me …#USElections
the chickens have just voted for Colonel Sanders….
We’re next … colleague
😂😂😂😂#BledisloeCup
#welcometocountry
#channel9
Uncle whoever is doing his speech….cameras pan to crowd …no one, and I mean no one, gives a fck …
😂😂
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So…. let’s listen to Jordon Steele suggest it’s reasonable and necessary for tax payers to fund threesomes with prostitutes before he deletes it.
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If you turned up at a pro-Palestine rally today, you did so because you’re nothing but a cunt.
Your only contribution to humanity could possibly be organ donation.
#Theblock behold …the annual appearance of the attention seeking Blowfly #DannyWallis …what a f’ckn wanka..
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How exciting! $500Billion will be wiped off our debt - but wait - there's more!
Looking into his crystal ball, Chump Chalmers has announced that it will take almost immediate effect IN FORTY FUCKING YEARS!
GAAARRN FUCK-OFF, DICKHEAD!
news.com.au/finance/economy/…
In good ‘ol Aussie parlance …
Andrew Hastie is a SOOK..
Just an untrustworthy f’ckn
SOOK…
It’s that simple ..
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What a brilliant One Nation advertisement for TV
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tanya Couldn’t Name ONE Worker. Then Albo Said This… 😱
SYDNEY — Canberra has hailed a new era of Lived Truth™ after Dear Leader Albanese clarified he did not fall off a stage. He negotiated with it. Gravity, aides said, had become unnecessarily binary.
Comrade Tanya Plibersek then confirmed Labor is overflowing with blue-collar labourers. She simply could not name one on the front bench. Naming, she implied, is divisive.
“Labourer” may now be a harmful category. “Plenty of very good people” is safer. It cannot be fact-checked.
If the Prime Minister says he did not fall, the footage is merely one lived perspective.
If power prices did not fall $275, cheaper can still be a feeling.
“No plans” can become “we’ve changed our position” without anyone having moved… provided the calendar is treated as hate speech.
They lie. They are liars. When you are a liar it is very hard to become an Unliar™.
There is nothing you can believe except the end card…
FIRE THE LIAR. 🧡💀
@AlboMP @PaulineHansonOz @Barnaby_Joyce @tanya_plibersek @natalie_barr @News24Aust @7NewsAustralia @abcnews @AustralianLabor @OneNationAus
Have a look at this …this is left at its finest …don’t tell me these murdering cnuts aren’t mentally ill…
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left. A few days later,
the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later…..
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To My Knowledge There has been only Eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
11. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
8. Any fucking idiot could understand that. - Einstein, 1938
7. It does fucking look like her! - Picasso, 1926
6. How the fuck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5 You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566 .
4 Scattered fucking showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC
3 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999
2. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. - Saddam Hussein, 2003
1 I Must get that fucking handrail fixed. - Robert Maxwell, 1991
Whiskey on Tour
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Australian Olympian Dawn Fraser has torched PM Anthony Albanese 🔥
In a social media post, she wrote:
"I am sick to my stomach to think we have a government funded network ABC showing vile pieces to air about one of Australia’s greatest supporters Gina Rinehart and our vile Prime Minister has not come out and condemned the content. You are a spineless imbecile Albanese and you get more disgusting as the days gone on. To let this vile crap on ABC go to air and not come out and say anything against it shows the insipid little degenerate you are."
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The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up...
Lil Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, and a beach front house in Malibu, buy her a private jet & expensive jewelry and screw her 3-5 times a day "
The teacher was at a loss for words and didn't know what to say or do so she just proceeded.
"Susie, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Susie: "Johnny's bitch" 😝
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Look at the Prime Minister squirm and refuse to answer questions about the dinner he attended allegedly in return for a $1 million donation to the labor party.
The dinner was hosted at a mansion in Point Piper, one of the most expensive suburbs in Australia. Disgraced former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews was also in attendance.
The organiser, Felix Lee has been subject to scrutiny by Australia's banking regulator. His parent's were chased by the ATO for an alleged $273 million in unpaid tax. The Point Piper mansion the Prime Minister attended for the fundraiser is subject to a security claim by the tax office.
Lee's father was a central figure in the 2022 inquiry into the basket case casino, having put $2.2 billion through Sydney’s Star casino including the use of prohibited Chinese debit cards.
There are allegations of billions flowing from China into Australia - this is the company the Prime Minister keeps.
The Prime Minister hits Australians with some of the highest taxes in the world, then dines with the family of a man the tax office reportedly chased for a quarter of a billion in unpaid tax.
If Labor didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any.