I like to commentate on the ridiculous ….and fck me there’s shitloads of leftist idiots on here supplying the required material ..
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So…. let’s listen to Jordon Steele suggest it’s reasonable and necessary for tax payers to fund threesomes with prostitutes before he deletes it.
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If you turned up at a pro-Palestine rally today, you did so because you’re nothing but a cunt.
Your only contribution to humanity could possibly be organ donation.
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How exciting! $500Billion will be wiped off our debt - but wait - there's more!
Looking into his crystal ball, Chump Chalmers has announced that it will take almost immediate effect IN FORTY FUCKING YEARS!
GAAARRN FUCK-OFF, DICKHEAD!
news.com.au/finance/economy/…
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What a brilliant One Nation advertisement for TV
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tanya Couldn’t Name ONE Worker. Then Albo Said This… 😱
SYDNEY — Canberra has hailed a new era of Lived Truth™ after Dear Leader Albanese clarified he did not fall off a stage. He negotiated with it. Gravity, aides said, had become unnecessarily binary.
Comrade Tanya Plibersek then confirmed Labor is overflowing with blue-collar labourers. She simply could not name one on the front bench. Naming, she implied, is divisive.
“Labourer” may now be a harmful category. “Plenty of very good people” is safer. It cannot be fact-checked.
If the Prime Minister says he did not fall, the footage is merely one lived perspective.
If power prices did not fall $275, cheaper can still be a feeling.
“No plans” can become “we’ve changed our position” without anyone having moved… provided the calendar is treated as hate speech.
They lie. They are liars. When you are a liar it is very hard to become an Unliar™.
There is nothing you can believe except the end card…
FIRE THE LIAR. 🧡💀
@AlboMP @PaulineHansonOz @Barnaby_Joyce @tanya_plibersek @natalie_barr @News24Aust @7NewsAustralia @abcnews @AustralianLabor @OneNationAus
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left. A few days later,
the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later…..
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To My Knowledge There has been only Eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
11. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
8. Any fucking idiot could understand that. - Einstein, 1938
7. It does fucking look like her! - Picasso, 1926
6. How the fuck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5 You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566 .
4 Scattered fucking showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC
3 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999
2. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. - Saddam Hussein, 2003
1 I Must get that fucking handrail fixed. - Robert Maxwell, 1991
Whiskey on Tour
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Australian Olympian Dawn Fraser has torched PM Anthony Albanese 🔥
In a social media post, she wrote:
"I am sick to my stomach to think we have a government funded network ABC showing vile pieces to air about one of Australia’s greatest supporters Gina Rinehart and our vile Prime Minister has not come out and condemned the content. You are a spineless imbecile Albanese and you get more disgusting as the days gone on. To let this vile crap on ABC go to air and not come out and say anything against it shows the insipid little degenerate you are."
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The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up...
Lil Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, and a beach front house in Malibu, buy her a private jet & expensive jewelry and screw her 3-5 times a day "
The teacher was at a loss for words and didn't know what to say or do so she just proceeded.
"Susie, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Susie: "Johnny's bitch" 😝
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Look at the Prime Minister squirm and refuse to answer questions about the dinner he attended allegedly in return for a $1 million donation to the labor party.
The dinner was hosted at a mansion in Point Piper, one of the most expensive suburbs in Australia. Disgraced former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews was also in attendance.
The organiser, Felix Lee has been subject to scrutiny by Australia's banking regulator. His parent's were chased by the ATO for an alleged $273 million in unpaid tax. The Point Piper mansion the Prime Minister attended for the fundraiser is subject to a security claim by the tax office.
Lee's father was a central figure in the 2022 inquiry into the basket case casino, having put $2.2 billion through Sydney’s Star casino including the use of prohibited Chinese debit cards.
There are allegations of billions flowing from China into Australia - this is the company the Prime Minister keeps.
The Prime Minister hits Australians with some of the highest taxes in the world, then dines with the family of a man the tax office reportedly chased for a quarter of a billion in unpaid tax.
If Labor didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any.
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You have no idea how deep this goes. Of the 6+ Million Indians in the US. Well over 5 Million of them are here with fake degrees (that the Indian government stamps as "authentic" for a fee).
Watch this video, he worked in the fake degree industry:
youtu.be/7Y1YIyXEDQc?si=S6Uj…
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😂 I hope he suffered BIG TIME. That's another one the maggots will enjoy and no longer can he breed. 🥳
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Mate at this stage there is no reason to even declare this stuff? Just like everyone should be doing anything and everything possible to hide there tax obligations! We are dealing with Communist party!
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Dear Iran,
This is your captain of your World Cup Soccer Team:
“This is a disaster World Cup. We can’t stay in the country and have to travel every time we play without any recovery. Now we can’t stay in Seattle and have to return to Tijuana. This is not fair.”
Fair? Let’s talk about “fair.”
You shouldn’t even be here. Your nation just murdered 40,000 of its own people. Fair?
43 years ago, your country murdered 220 US Marines that were based in Beirut on a peacekeeping mission. Fair?
You oppress your citizens, particularly female and guy, and you “disappear” anybody who speaks out against your government. Fair?
No, WE’RE going to tell you what’s fair.
Your crappy soccer team was eliminated from the tournament and your country will be next, if you continue down this path. Our fairness will be delivered directly to your doorstep courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue. And you won’t like it.
Hugs and Puppy Kisses,
America 🇺🇸
Fair enough?
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HYPOCRISY THY NAME IS LANGDON
TV presenters can have a hide, as they seek ratings, but this one is off the radar.
Allison Langdon moralising about a vaccine injury just 5 years after telling Craig Kelly to ‘be quiet’ when he tried to say there might be a problem.
A clip worth watching.
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⚠️ Explicit Language 18+
The Rant!
Hughesy did not give a fuck about the tens of thousands of fellow Melburnians protesting around the clock, against brutal lockdowns and invasive vaccine mandates.
People were losing their jobs, their relationships and many, their lives - yet Hughesy may as well have spat in the face of all those Victorians who stood up to our perpetually, corrupt Labor Government.
I mean, this cunt had the Number one breakfast radio show on the airwaves back then. People talk about “using their platform to spread awareness.. blah, blah, blah…..” and here’s Dave Hughes, with a ridgey didge, bonafide, fair dinkum fucking soapbox - going out in stereo on 100.3 FM and he fucking stands side by side with the commie bastards - like he was part of the top fkn echelon class.
Meanwhile, anyone grounded by the real world knew, those Covid policy decisions were going to decimate our economy in no time at all.
Fast forward five years and hello…. The inevitable Mister Pied Piper comes-a-calling, doesn’t he.
You didn’t need to be a conspiracy theorist to predict that happening, blind Freddy could see our economy was in more shit than a Werribee duck, and right on cue the Australian Labor Party —- full of thousands of lifetime leaches & parasites wanting to get paid —— have come for all our private property. Just like we fucking said.
Only this time…. surprise, surprise, Hughesy had a big change of tune!
David was probably ready to sell one of his multi-million dollar bayside properties in the imminent future, no doubt his kids are at that age where they starting costing big bucks and let’s face it, how many Channel 9 Block houses does a comedian need anyway.
I’m sure someone can do the math —- he bought that Elsterwick joint for $3m in 2017 and if he sells it, say for $5m 10 years later his Capital Gains Tax has gotta be well north of half a million bucks - transferred straight into Albo and Chalmers sky rockets. Thank ya mother for the rabbit, son!
Is it any fucking wonder the cunt NOW wants Australians to ‘not take it’ and stand up for ourselves. Of course Hughesy is ready to rally when politics hits him where it hurts.
Fuck him!! He deserves to lose MILLIONS for not only voting for the Labor party but for being one of their best PR boys during lockdowns!
The fucking audacity!