#TheGrinchWasSentencedTo watching “The Christmas Story” every time it aired yesterday.
I’m Dreaming Of A White Rich Guy Tax Break. #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
#IfIWereBraveEnoughId make a Jerry McGuire exit at work. “Who’s coming with me?”
#ThatsItImDoneWith working this week! Going through the motions until holiday break.
#IfThatMockingbirdWontSing he will still end up pooping all over everything.
That's So Obvious retweeted
(613): When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos







