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Brighton, MA
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If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one – at Boston, MA
Had a new guy show up to my leg day class in well tailored plaid slacks, loafers and a gold cross.
I ask “come stai, you italian?”
He goes “si, how did you know?!” 😂
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I guess those thug life masks didn't work.
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot. buff.ly/hoTj09C
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The FBI quite literally funded the publication of books that promote satanic neo Nazi pedophilia and pay informants to target teenagers online. Undercover agents themselves groom teens online.
3 months in to affordable condo life and all my problems are self-created. It’s incredible. I spilled a bit of laundry detergent on my carpet, and as I’m scrubbing it away, I am at peace. For it’s no longer a roommates spilled bongwater I’m scrubbing out.
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NEW: Thousands of records released • Pretti killers listed • Undercover ops groups • MN agents and locations • Groups reveal patterns • International offices • Chicagoland agents • RavenGo, Sandia Labs and mobile apps - Full story
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Can we stop talking about "former" intelligence agents and the podcast drama between them and maybe focus on real issues that matter?
How about "independent" media covers the many disturbing developments courtesy of the government (and the broader global governance structure) is currently doing, which in many areas is drastically under-reported, and try and hold actual power to account instead of reality TV-style mudslinging. Isn't it supposed to be different than mainstream media?
In the event these people don't still work for intelligence, they are doing their work of divide and conquer and distract for them. I for one am tired of having this dramaslop algorithmically thrown at me.
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An open inquiry to the FBI and admin regarding the January 6 informants, President Trump’s second assassination attempt, and restoring trust
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ayo fuck bill clinton for the telecommunications act of 1996 because i would have been such a fire drive-time dj on a local fm station with golden oldies programming. literally what i was put on this earth to do and its a career that don’t exist anymore bc of media conglomeration
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reading about the time Bill Drummond (KLF) was contacted by someone calling themselves “True Genius” after seeing his set design for a theatre adaptation of Robert Anton Wilson’s “The Illuminatus! Trilogy” in Liverpool (UK). He convinced him that a powerful leyline existed near the Carl Jung statue and prompted him to book shows for The Teardrop Explodes and Echo and the Bunnymen to perform simultaneously in diff parts of the world on leylines with a view to creating a “psychic event”
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Living above a Market Basket is the closest thing any of us will get to heaven on Earth.
