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Just saw a TikTok where the woman was showing a picture from the 1890s of the temple surrounded in scaffolding claiming
“the Mormons found this building when they arrived, who built it? What are they hiding”
Bitch, you can just Google and see pictures of it being built. We often tell the story of it being started, buried, then restarted with granite.
Just because you ancestors didn’t build cool shit doesn’t mean mine were lame too
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
WE HAVE 500 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF ENERGY DRINKS TO MAKE US MANIC FOR A SPREADSHEET AT 9 AM
AND ZERO DRINKS FOR 9 PM
SOCIETY WANTS YOU WIRED FOR YOUR BOSS AND DEAD FOR YOUR FAMILY
THEY TOLD US OUR ONLY OPTIONS AT NIGHT WERE WARM LEAF WATER OR LITERAL POISON
“HAVE SOME CHAMOMILE” NO BRO
“HAVE A GLASS OF WINE” SO I CAN WAKE UP AT 3 AM WITH MY HEART BEATING THROUGH MY MATTRESS??
OR TAKE A MELATONIN GUMMY AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT JUMPED IN A PARKING LOT?? NO
SOVA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE FOAM RUNNER
IT IS AN ANTI-ENERGY DRINK
YOU CRACK THE CAN AT 9:30 PM AND THAT SOUND ALONE TELLS YOUR BRAIN THE SIMULATION IS OVER FOR TODAY
2.5 GRAMS OF GLYCINE TO DROP YOUR CORE BODY TEMP MAGTEIN GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FRONTAL CORTEX PHARMAGABA CLOSING ALL 50 BROWSER TABS IN MY HEAD
NO MELATONIN NO SUGAR NO PROPRIETARY BLEND COWARDICE
PEACHES AND DREAM TASTES LIKE GOLDEN HOUR IN A 12 OZ SLIM CAN MIDNIGHT CHERRY GOT ME SLEEPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DELETED HIS EMAIL APP
BIG BEVERAGE SPENT 40 YEARS SELLING US PANIC ATTACKS IN ALUMINUM CANS AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ENGINEER THE EXHALE UNTIL SOVA
THIS IS FUTURE DESIGN FOR HUMAN BIOLOGY
IF YOU ARE STILL BOILING WATER FOR A TEA BAG AT 10 PM YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST
CRACK SIP EXHALE
Chris is in his Kanye West Era
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ENERGY IT TAKES TO BE A GENIUS??
IM EATIN STEWED APPLES WITH CINNAMON AT 6 AM
IM PUTTING FOUR SPOONS OF CANE SUGAR IN THE ORANGE JUICE
IM SIPPING MEXICAN COKE
THEY WANT YOU COLD. THEY WANT YOU SLOW. THEY WANT YOU EATING SEED OILS AND EGG WHITES SO YOU STAY EASY TO CONTROL.
IF YOUR HANDS ARE COLD DONT TALK TO ME
IF YOURE COUNTING NET CARBS DONT TALK TO ME
WE SUGAR MAXXING ALL 2026 AND BEYOND
GOD IS SWEET. THE DEVIL IS LOW CARB.
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Constitutional Action News: Sunday Oct 25
Ben Wilson & Kevin Dolan host
00:00 - What is Constitutional Action?
03:30 - Outrage as a business model
06:00 - Origins of Constitutional Action
14:30 - Housing prices & disparate impact
26:00 - Should the far left be allowed to participate?
35:15 - Charlie Kirk & the right to a speedy trial
41:35 - LEAD STORY: Creeping Third-Worldification
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
I AM CRACKING OPEN A FROSTED SILVER CYLINDER OF PURE UNFILTERED LIGHTNING.
THE SOUND OF A WHITE MONSTER TAB POPPING AT 5:45 AM IS THE MODERN MOZART. IT IS A SYMPHONY.
DOCTORS BE LIKE "DRINK WATER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEPLANT TO YOU??? I AM A VISIONARY.
I AM DRINKING LIQUID CHROME.
Little brother got the iPhone Duo. Folded shut it’s the perfect size iPhone. I would never need to open it up. But then you do… and it’s glorious. Huge display. Looks awesome. Feels great in hand.
