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Joined January 2014
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Heโ€™s still here. Heโ€™s got a fan club. Including us.
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
WE HAVE 500 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF ENERGY DRINKS TO MAKE US MANIC FOR A SPREADSHEET AT 9 AM AND ZERO DRINKS FOR 9 PM SOCIETY WANTS YOU WIRED FOR YOUR BOSS AND DEAD FOR YOUR FAMILY THEY TOLD US OUR ONLY OPTIONS AT NIGHT WERE WARM LEAF WATER OR LITERAL POISON โ€œHAVE SOME CHAMOMILEโ€ NO BRO โ€œHAVE A GLASS OF WINEโ€ SO I CAN WAKE UP AT 3 AM WITH MY HEART BEATING THROUGH MY MATTRESS?? OR TAKE A MELATONIN GUMMY AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT JUMPED IN A PARKING LOT?? NO SOVA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE FOAM RUNNER IT IS AN ANTI-ENERGY DRINK YOU CRACK THE CAN AT 9:30 PM AND THAT SOUND ALONE TELLS YOUR BRAIN THE SIMULATION IS OVER FOR TODAY 2.5 GRAMS OF GLYCINE TO DROP YOUR CORE BODY TEMP MAGTEIN GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FRONTAL CORTEX PHARMAGABA CLOSING ALL 50 BROWSER TABS IN MY HEAD NO MELATONIN NO SUGAR NO PROPRIETARY BLEND COWARDICE PEACHES AND DREAM TASTES LIKE GOLDEN HOUR IN A 12 OZ SLIM CAN MIDNIGHT CHERRY GOT ME SLEEPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DELETED HIS EMAIL APP BIG BEVERAGE SPENT 40 YEARS SELLING US PANIC ATTACKS IN ALUMINUM CANS AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ENGINEER THE EXHALE UNTIL SOVA THIS IS FUTURE DESIGN FOR HUMAN BIOLOGY IF YOU ARE STILL BOILING WATER FOR A TEA BAG AT 10 PM YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST CRACK SIP EXHALE
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Constitutional Action News: Sunday Oct 25 Ben Wilsonโ  & โ Kevin Dolanโ  host 00:00 - What is โ Constitutional Actionโ ? 03:30 - Outrage as a business model 06:00 - Origins of Constitutional Action 14:30 - Housing prices & disparate impact 26:00 - Should the far left be allowed to participate? 35:15 - Charlie Kirk & the right to a speedy trial 41:35 - LEAD STORY: Creeping Third-Worldification
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
I AM CRACKING OPEN A FROSTED SILVER CYLINDER OF PURE UNFILTERED LIGHTNING. THE SOUND OF A WHITE MONSTER TAB POPPING AT 5:45 AM IS THE MODERN MOZART. IT IS A SYMPHONY. DOCTORS BE LIKE "DRINK WATER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEPLANT TO YOU??? I AM A VISIONARY. I AM DRINKING LIQUID CHROME.
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
me at 6am with your daily briefing
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Imagine the horror you'd be feeling right now if you were a dirty soda in Provo Utah.
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Let's go to The Book of Mormon... Thank you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #CollegeGameDay
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
James Cameron has released official artwork celebrating โ€˜AVENGERS: ENDGAMEโ€™ becoming the highest grossing film of all time, passing โ€˜AVATARโ€™.
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Every single day i drink one of these dutch monsters and i always enjoy it. They cost $5.29 and have 55g of sugar and 180mg caffeine. I am happy and I am free. May God bless America
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Donโ€™t be sad thatโ€™s itโ€™s over. Be happy that it happened
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
Replying to @Latterdaytruth
Look here friend, Iโ€™m going to keep drinking white Monster, just as weโ€™re commanded in the Doctrine & Covenants.
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
PRONE TO WANDER LORD I FEEL IT PRONE TO LEAVE THE GOD I LOVE HERES MY HEART OH TAKE A SEAL IT SEAL IT FOR THY COURTS ABOVE
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
President oaks going out to find the general conference speakers
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"Any use of the internet to bully, destroy a reputation, or place a person in a bad light is reprehensible. "... We cannot control the conduct of others, but we can strive to be a peaceable people who live in accordance with the Christlike conduct and virtues taught by our Savior, Jesus Christ.โ€ โ€”Elder Quentin L. Cook (@CookQuentinL) #GeneralConference churchofjesuschrist.org/learโ€ฆ
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
"God the Father, is the Father of our spirits, the framer of heaven and Earth, and the author of the plan of our salvation. Jesus Christ is His only begotten son; Jehovah and the Messiah - the God of the whole Earth." @OaksDallinH #GeneralConference
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"Any use of the internet to bully, destroy a reputation, or place a person in a bad light is reprehensible. "... We cannot control the conduct of others, but we can strive to be a peaceable people who live in accordance with the Christlike conduct and virtues taught by our Savior, Jesus Christ.โ€ โ€”Elder Quentin L. Cook (@CookQuentinL) #GeneralConference churchofjesuschrist.org/learโ€ฆ
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
๐Ÿšจ FUTURE APOSTLE ALERT ๐Ÿšจ
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
"The relationship between virtue and happiness is not as well understood today as it was in the past." @CookQuentinL #GeneralConference
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Spooky Stymie ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป retweeted
#PresChibota helped translate the Book of Mormon into the language of Shona. She has an M.S. degree in Management and Leadership #GeneralConference
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