EL-SAYED to TRUMP: I will go through a metal detector if you will sit for a lie detector. My first question, Epstein. Second question, did you win the 2020 election? I will go through a metal detector every day if you sit through a lie detector one time.
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Luxon says Willis is the best Finance Minister New Zealand has ever had. Being out of New Zealand for the English and Cullen terms is no excuse for flagrant lying.
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“we will do politics a new way and we will work with absolutely everyone and that new way is letting the most unpopular prime minister in modern history know over and over again in no uncertain terms we gotchu bro”
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Replying to @StateDRL
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Let’s say you wanted to construct the most dangerous possible man. How would you do it?
You would start with someone naturally stupid, but not so stupid they can’t perform.
You’d place them in a privileged family with sociopathic parents who provided no emotional attachment.
You’d have them be the second son of a father who rejected his first-born as weak—to the point he committed suicide.
You’d raise him to be cruel. You’d introduce him to sadists like Roy Cohn. You’d model belittling women, minorities, and anyone less privileged. You break him down until everyday sadism becomes his lifestyle.
By adulthood, you’d have a fully formed malignant narcissist, a psychopath so consumed with his own superiority that he believes everyone is out to get what he has—a paranoid, Machiavellian sadist with no empathy and no morals.
You’d give him access to criminals like Jeffrey Epstein who cultivated his sexual sadism and collected compromising information.
You’d send him to Moscow to get brainwashed by Soviet intelligence.
You continuously feed his narcissism by ensuring he’s rescued from every situation—as if by magic.
You’d make him feel legally and financially invulnerable by letting him get away with crime after crime, fraud after fraud, and six bankruptcies.
You’d rescue him from the sewer of his life by giving him a prime time TV show based on his narcissistic self-image—a show which celebrated his cruelty as business acumen.
You’d let him get away with colluding with a foreign power to steal a presidential election. You’d let him get away with a violent insurrection to try to hold on to power when he lost.
And you’d stand by for four years while he plotted to come back and take his revenge.
However, you haven’t quite completed the path to the worst possible man, although you have achieved a rare feat. You have successfully created a messianic narcissist with the nuclear codes. Great start!
But you must take things one step further: you must give him frontal lobe dementia and drain from his brain any remaining ability to reason, make judgements, or take advice. This will destroy his ability to understand the consequences of his actions. His salience network will be disintegrated, making it impossible to tell what matters—even to himself.
You’d surround him with people incentivized to conceal his incapacity to function. You’d fill the federal government and the Pentagon with deviant psychopaths who are perfectly happy to exploit his disorders for profit, ideology, and enjoyment.
And then you would create a global emergency of his own making. You’d have him repeatedly fail at everything he tries and have his popularity plummet to historic levels. You’d have him be mocked by the entire world.
Finally, as a last straw, you threaten him with losing an election by a monstrous landslide.
That’s how you get the most dangerous man in the world.
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It's not about deterrence. It's not about justice. It's not about any sense of a strongman-type ethos. Or Billy Bob American chest-beating about "that's how we do things 'round here" or some other bullshit. All of these miss the point.
Live-streaming a public execution is about throwing a bit of schadenfreude to the peasants.
Yes, your lives suck and you know, deep down, they don't really care about you and your family and you're angry over life being unaffordable and miserable, but as a little treat, you get to watch this guy being gunned down live. Bonus: he's brown and a Muslim.
Pretend he's the cause of your problems. Project all your struggles on him. Invite over friends and family to watch. Make it a little party. Throw out hateful little jokes about dipping the bullets in pig's blood before the triggers are pulled.
Let this guy being shot to death before an audience of tens of millions briefly anesthetize the drudgery and hopelessness of your daily lives.
You can go to sleep that night and wake up the next morning in search of that next great hit of schadenfreude meant to replace what was once your soul and humanity as you march toward your own inevitable death and a little trip to Church on Sundays and a little prayer will wipe away your bloodlust clean for eternity before that day comes.
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If someone went on TV and said they met a 6-foot centaur named Gary in a Toyota dealership, they’d get a psych eval. Claim you met Jesus on prime-time @foxnews, you get a book deal.
The @FoxNews anchor’s face while this man claims Jesus is a "5'11" or 6 feet tall" Middle Eastern "mustang" absolutely packed with"testosterone" is pure comedy.
Groundbreaking, Pulitzer-prize journalism right here. Just aggressively nodding along like it’s a standard weather report while a guy explains that Christ has the raw energy of an organic muscle car.
"Gabriel, why are you concerned about that which is paid for?" he claims Jesus asked him in fluent King James English, right before flashing his stigmata. And the host is just sat there, deeply moved, entirely bypassing the part where our savior apparently sounds like a crypto bro explaining a blockchain transaction.
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Trump: We don't need Canada!
Canada: Fine, we will get closer to the EU.
Trump: WAIT!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
Canada: 😂
There’s loads to dislike about Clux, but the biggest reason to fear another term with him in govt is that he actually thinks that the big boys in Silicon Valley are his friends. He will do absolutely nothing to stop them turning NZ into a satellite state for psycho billionaires.
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The happy and vivacious couple, in peaceful reverie, wondering how they can do more good for the world.




































