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Thottorney-at-Law | Still hate my friends | Apparently ENTP and ESTP but mostly FASSY | Everything you’ve ever dreamed of... but with a belly

Jamaica
Joined July 2009
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Tbh, I also would like Jamaican children to learn Arabic numerals.
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed is expected to require ALL Michigan Elementary school students to learn ARABIC numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%.
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Throwback fact: When threatened, Horned lizards shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism. Their blood is also toxic from a diet of venomous ants. 🦎🩸💀
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If it wasn’t bad enough that Charles Leclerc’s selfish and shortsighted actions cost the team optimal results, he once again went on to ruin his own race anyway. #F1
Leclerc turning a Ferrari 1-2 into a Max Verstappen win
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Hamilton: save me some space in the seat pocket for my bottle Leclerc:
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If you’ve lived on this rock long enough, you know the name Bert’s Auto Parts. For 38 years, it has been the sanctuary of the stranded and a trusted household staple across the island. Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/… #GLNRAuto
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Stewy P retweeted
unu determined sah Determined to defend politicians to the point unu a embarrass unuself.
U cuda clarify u intent without the condescension and ur smugness neva necessary. Given the discourse currently dominatin 🇯🇲 twitter, your post was predictably interpreted in that context 🙄... pretending a perfectly reasonable inference is some admission of guilt is not the clever "gotcha" that you think it is... a intellectual dishonesty 🙄
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Damn, it's almost as if Zionism is racism.
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Mexico literally got national health care by voting third-party.
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Stewy P retweeted
Legend
🇧🇷🥲 Kaka was in tears after receiving a standing ovation at the San Siro. He has been added into Milan's Hall of Fame. ❤️🖤
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The idea that our politicians have ever had the best interests of the people of independent Jamaica's best interests as a priority is as novel and imaginary as a day having 48 hours or a week having 14 days
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Can she manage both teams?
Eva Olid. You have Manchester United again. Six wins on the bounce. 28 goals scored.
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
This gets funnier with sound.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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Stewy P retweeted
An underdiscussed part of modern capitalism is how low-wage workers are often micromanaged every minute they’re on the clock, while many high-wage jobs come with hours of unstructured computer time where no one really cares what you’re doing as long as the work gets done.
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You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness…it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future. Thomas Sankara, (21 Dec 1949 – 15 Oct 1987) Burkinabè revolutionary and Pan-Africanist, assassinated 39 years ago today, aged 33. #ThomasSankara en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas…
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Lois Kelly-Miller, formerly Lois Kelly-Barrow (15 Oct 1917 – 8 Apr 2020), #Jamaican stage and screen actress, writer, born 109 years ago today in #Kingston. Co-wrote three LTM annual productions; performed in thirteen pantomimes. #Jamaica en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lois_K…
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Air France has confirmed that it is complying with new Israeli restrictions limiting who can fly to and over Israel based on their nationality, a controversial policy that some experts say could expose the airline to discrimination lawsuits. Read more: aje.news/xc9g5p
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Risking other people's lives just so he can impress random men on the internet
Porsche man strikes again. At this point no one can tell me he isn't using secret radar tech in that Porsche. A so Porsche did bad?
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Jamaican political pay is insane relative to the economy. MPs earn ~$150.6k PPP, more than MPs in the UK ($138k), Norway ($132k), NZ ($119k), Kenya ($116k) and France ($102k), and near Australia/US ($173–174k). Jamaica’s PM earns ~22x GDP per capita vs ~4x for the US President.
dawg dawg dawg, how ya manage tax online purchases??? we pay gct on everything already enu dawg. DAWG DAWG DAWG.
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State agencies CEO in Jamaica are earning 280k to 315k / yr in the USA... - White House Chief of Staff earns $195k - U.S. Secretary of State earns 253k - Secretary of War earns $250k - USA EPA Administrator earns $253,000 No amount of justification can make this make sense
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