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Joined June 2009
“Friendships will sprout, but brain cells will die” is one of my better bars.
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
guy at the bar talking to me and my dad about the Brewers just pulled his dad’s ashes out of his pocket 😭😭😭
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Pat McAfee, anytime someone makes fun of him in the slightest:
Pat McAfee says he was "uncomfortable" during Utah College GameDay and alluded to the Charlie Kirk killing. This all comes after a school video of students commenting about him upset him. Also said he might not show up if GameDay goes back there. nytimes.com/athletic/7727393…
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Let’s hope it goes better than Rick Rizzs’ final season with the Mariners this year. Don’t let him down, Nebrasketball… I can’t be that sad about sports again.
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Watching Scott Frost being interviewed on the field after beating the #2 team in the country is a hellish fever dream for Husker fans. We don’t deserve this.
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How do I mute all high school sports tweets?
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Oh fun. A Big Dumper butt cancer commercial to remind me that the mariners are currently not playing. Cool.
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
Lovely tribute
"I know exactly who he was, I know what his gift could do, and I know that we were all just a little happier, a little better off, for getting to hear the song...for as long as we did." @adamamin gives a touching tribute to his late partner, Stacey King ❤️
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
He's my coach, bitch! Fuck you if you can't stand behind him and the Program.
A whole lot of White Knights on this app tonight galloping in to defend the multi-millionaire who whines incessantly and can’t win important games. It’s sad what has happened to parts of this fanbase.
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
This Rays/Brewers series is perfect for my priors. Think the sport needs a salary cap? Lol Think Jerry Dipoto is unfairly hamstrung by the resources available to him? Lmao
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I bet @JohnBishop71 hates this
This is how you celebrate a home run in a game that could send you to the World Series. Junior Caminero is ready.
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go boncos
Replying to @Stibbs
Oh no people are making fun of Stubbs bestie! He has to defend him in his honor! (I agree with all the Rhule hate I just fucking hate your “I’m too cool for school” attitude.) 2nd worst broncos fan I know.
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Does MNF know Third Eye Blind has other songs? Semi-Charmed Life has been used 3 or 4 times in one half lol
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A whole lot of White Knights on this app tonight galloping in to defend the multi-millionaire who whines incessantly and can’t win important games. It’s sad what has happened to parts of this fanbase.
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
Probably not I would guess
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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Michael C. Stibbs retweeted
Goodnight(morning)
The existential crisis of Nebraska football fandom
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