@StrsssTeme

I prefer a full cut to my trousers.

 The good part of Virginia
Joined April 2009
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon16h
As something of a wine expert, I’m often asked to give it a rest.
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Archive Racing
@ArchiveRacingOct 24
Throwback to when this guy interrupted a live Swedish news broadcast by sending his Volvo sideways 😭
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Prometheus@wcooper5896867Oct 16
Replying to @peteoxenham
I have another trick for you😂😂
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sav@reverendtollerrOct 13
whenever discussions about suicide come up i always return to this video. it’s the most poignant and empathetic thing i have ever heard someone say on the matter.
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The People
@WonPeopleOct 9
The Jaguar Type 01 chassis was designed to fully accommodate the type 02: the Merlin engined SD1 styled model. Shown here with the optional velour interior, but with the standard 2,000 bhp power package.
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Cackalacka von Clank@schpoonhammerOct 4
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picardie aurora@picardie_auroraOct 2
it amazes me that keyholes are surrounded by scratches, i don't think i've missed it once in my life
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😺😸⚫️🔴🌕@StrsssTemeOct 2
Replying to @RadishHarmers
I can’t believe they just canceled Apu. They could’ve had him go to night school to learn computer science and end up running Mr Burns’ data center.
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⨷ Justin 𓅃ͯˣₓ🥪@JMKaaySep 19
my noodle, too thicc. my sauce, too robust
bucantini bolognese

ALT bucantini bolognese

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The mayfly of the toy world. Average life span: two hours.
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Barney@RetrieverBarneyAug 29
Found SpiderMan, finders keepers…
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in much the same way reuben uses his camouflage to look like a nutritious hot dog
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@Rainmaker1973Aug 27
Nature’s ultimate disguise: the Atlas Moth uses incredible wing camouflage to look exactly like two cobras.
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😺😸⚫️🔴🌕@StrsssTemeAug 23
Look at the puny fuckin airplane he makes her fly in! 😹
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Thinkwert
@ThinkwertAug 6
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I accidentally chewed the head of my dinosaur watering can. Now it doesn’t pour water very well. 😬🙊 #DogsOfTwitter #DogsOfTheX
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Poppy n the outsidies@poppy_and_coAug 1
Domply
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you hab ackyvaded da BITEY Kutt
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2 minutes after assembling 🙄 🤠
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ron zertnert@siguntyrJul 29
just took the greatest picture of my cat ever
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Tula Tonga@Tula_TongaJul 28
Can't resist a good box
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