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Antilopes

@TangledLopes

Sempre que o humor me quiser, basta fazer-me um sinal...

 Lisboa, Portugal
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Joined November 2012
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America tomorrow (hopefully)
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Sabes o que é que irritava bué a esquerda? Haver uma estação de metro na avenida 25 de Novembro. Eu ia ficar bué irritado, ia ser bué destruído com factos e lógica se houvesse uma linha laranja do metro na avenida 25 de novembro.
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CNN Portugal (@cnnportugal) profile pictureCNN Portugal
@cnnportugalNov 2
Câmara de Lisboa quer dar nome de "Avenida 25 de Novembro" a troço perto das avenidas Álvaro Cunhal e Jorge Sampaio cnnportugal.iol.pt/lisboa/25…
Câmara de Lisboa quer dar nome de "Avenida 25 de Novembro" a troço perto das avenidas Álvaro Cunhal...

Câmara de Lisboa quer dar nome de "Avenida 25 de Novembro" a troço perto das avenidas Álvaro Cunhal...

Propostas vão ser discutidas e votadas na próxima reunião privada do executivo municipal, agendada para quarta-feira

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My favorite story in the Bible is where a disabled man asked Jesus to heal him, and Jesus asked to see his insurance card first. But the man was uninsured, so Jesus told him to get fucked and get a job.
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o ventura a perceber em tempo real o lugar dele na cadeia alimentar dos vigaristas da direita
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@JoeyMannarinoNov 1
I’m so confused why Chega’s leader, Andre Ventura, said that he would deport Flavio Bolsonaro from Portugal and would refuse to give him refuge. Nonetheless, he said it on CNN. Don’t tell me Andre is another one like the many other false right wing leaders in Europe. He’s been great on so many issues and then comes out with this? Who is advising him?
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Não. Cravos.
O fantasma de António Gonçalves Curado (@soldadoantonio1) profile pictureO fantasma de António Gonçalves Curado@soldadoantonio1Oct 25
Replying to @cnnportugal
Quando a polícia avisou várias vezes antes de agir, os "manifestantes" também não quiseram saber. O que queriam depois? Que os agentes lhe fossem oferecer rosas?
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João Maia@JoaoMaia2030Oct 25
Luís Aguiar-Conraria boss da EEG/UM e o único inteligente 🧠 lá do sítio. Sobre André Ventura e a imigração.
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Lidl saw the flying Tesla and took notes
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Edgar Almeida@Dgare_Oct 12
É com esta gente que um ex PM ontem à noite disse que nos devíamos entender?
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Nem o Ronaldo conseguia escrever um comunicado, nem o Jorge Jesus o conseguia ler. É daí que vem o mal entendido.
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DatNoFact ↗@datnofactSep 29
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@nicksaraevSep 28
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseSep 28
Today is National Self-Awareness Day.
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Olmo Calvo@OlmoCalvoSep 23
Maricarmen en su casa una hora antes de la hora fijada para su desahucio. Madrid, 23/09/2026
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JPQ@quaresmajpqpSep 21
Sabem o que é isto? Na Suécia chama-se pantrör: quem não quer devolver a garrafa ou lata com depósito deixa-a aqui, para que outra pessoa a possa recolher. Evita remexer nos caixotes e espalhar lixo pela rua.
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It’s the 21st of September. 🥳
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James Gandolfini completaria hoje o seu 65.º aniversário 🤍 “The Sopranos” (1999–2007), série de David Chase
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Taking phones off the internet boosts mental health. People were randomly assigned to block mobile internet for 2 weeks. They socialized, exercised, and read more—and became happier, less depressed & anxious, and more focused. Being unglued from devices is good for well-being.
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Pencil sketch of Studio Ghibli 's Porco Rosso character holding a pencil, with a modified quote from the movie "Better a PIG, than a Gen.A.I user!"

ALT Pencil sketch of Studio Ghibli 's Porco Rosso character holding a pencil, with a modified quote from the movie "Better a PIG, than a Gen.A.I user!"

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Happy ides of March
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