
Software & Product Engineer. Building digital products, exploring AI and sharing my thoughts on tech, careers and the future of work | MTS @Nexendahq
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined November 2021
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Victor Okeke retweeted
About two months ago my son put in new RAM. Friday evening he came home from school and discovered the power button wasn’t responding-no on, no off. He said, “Dad, I’d like you to shadow me while I pull the computer apart and figure out what’s really wrong.”
He told me he’s going to get a container for the screws and dig into the root cause. He also said he’s careful so he doesn’t destroy the motherboard. I looked at this kid, not even a teenager, and thought about what I was doing at his age.
Moral of the story: just trying to keep it short. Do your best not to have children, or let your children rot in a third-world country.
The women in that part of the world already see childbirth as a death sentence.
Victor Okeke retweeted
Nigerian No 1 API aggregator @StackAPI is also bringing @FincraHQ to its list of payment processors it has integrated.
You can now use any of @paystack @theflutterwave @FincraHQ with just one API, one integration, one KYC. That’s in addition to other 60 endpoints like SMS, KYC,KYB etc
@TechProd_Arch would love to this…
Get started here stackapi.app
Replying to @winexviv
This reminded me of Cowbell Maths Competition back then in Anambra. Representing NEMSS that year wasn't beans. People head dey hot.... 🔥
Victor Okeke retweeted
A country where civil servants of several years cannot comfortably fuel their cars to work is distributing latest Landcruisers to party boys?
Every website has bones. 💀
🦴 HTML = Structure
🎨 CSS = Style/BBL
💪 JavaScript = Behaviour
Think of a website as a human body, and suddenly frontend development makes a lot more sense.
What's the funniest analogy you've heard for explaining code?
#WebDevelopment
Victor Okeke retweeted
Hello @MoizArshi29
Would you to check this out…
You quoted ₦600k. But after fuel, data, and transport what did you actually make?
Usetally shows your real profit on every job before you send the quote.
website here: usetally.cc
integrated with
@bachs_hq #sabilytics @Sendhiiv.
#invoice #receipt #Payments
Victor Okeke retweeted
1. The Abyssinian Boy - £15
2. The Real Owners of Britain - £12
3. Calarasi - £15
4. The Loan Shark of Gangnam District - £15
5. How To Speak Punjabi in Brampton - £19
6. The Beginning of Everything Colourful - £16
7. Think Like a Japanese - £15
8. The Women of Biafra - £20
9. The Mysterious Teashop in Palakkad - £15
10. A Japanese Professor in Accra - £25
11. The Buried Africans of Mexico - £30
12. The Great Igbo Caste System - £35
13. Britain: A Slave Plantation? - £40
You can contact me directly to purchase: [email protected]
Sitting is the new smoking.
Make sure you detoxify constantly.
Remember, smokers are liable to die young!
Victor Okeke retweeted
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