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What do you mean 'Barq's has bite'?

Calgary, Alberta
Joined September 2009
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
this is what tiktok is for
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
A group representing 14 Alberta LGBTQ groups, including Calgary Pride, has officially banned Alberta Premier Danielle Smith and the UCP from 2024 Pride events. #yeg #yyc #ableg READ MORE trib.al/0a53rrf
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
The single most impactful thing we did in 11 years was this pass. I have cried hearing the stories of how it changed the lives of poorer people in our community. And it was cost effective! (for Calgary, 1/20 the price of the Turkish Tylenol, half of the cost of the pension plan advertising). Yet again, this government punches down on vulnerable people for no reason.
NEW: Edmonton mayor Amarjeet Sohi has released this statement indicating the Government of Alberta is cutting its funding for the low income transit pass program in both Edmonton and Calgary.
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
Merch cuts are a vile part of our industry, but most touring folk don't realize that you don't need to pay the % off the gross prices. Below is the merch cut calculator I use when TMing & a venue is strict about taking my money. Look out for one another. docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
This movie keeps getting better with age let me tell ya 🫠
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Holy fuck. Andrew Scheer sent out anti Trudeau tweets during a funeral. During.a. Funeral. The @CPC_HQ is just a factory of garbage human beings.
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
Switching to a different provincial government could save money and lives.
Switching to a different energy plan could save you hundreds of dollars on your bill annually. The Utilities Consumer Advocate is here to help you and your family choose the right energy plan.

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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
This race just changed. A lot. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
One day sign-up notice for volunteer kick off and the room is full. #Nenshi
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The best part of the #Oscars was John Mulaney. Just have him host and do stand-up for the whole four hours.
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
DON’T WORRY EVERYBODY I TOOK CARE OF IT
White Zombie’s “More Human Than Human” but all the “yeahs” are replaced with Lil Jon
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You can't just make up additional Culkins for your project, it doesn't work that way
Kieran Culkin, Macaulay Culkin, Rory Culkin, Christian Culkin and Shane Culkin will act together in the same project for the first time for a new episode of ‘THE SECOND BEST HOSPITAL IN THE GALAXY’. (Source: ew.com/culkin-brothers-the-s…)
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
The Trudeau govt gave $40 million to Bell without a jobs guarantee. Bell fired 9% of its workforce, closed newsrooms, and lined the pockets of its stakeholders. We have to confront corporate greed in this country. Not bankroll it like the Liberals and Conservatives are.
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“Oh my god did you see Brian’s hat?” “Oh fuck, ha ha ha ha” “He looks so fսcking stupid I can’t breathe.” “What the hell even is it?” “It’s a fedora with safari flaps in the back.” “Holy shit! He looks so fսcking stupid.” xitter.gq/nepotaysm/status/17441…
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Captain OG Readmore retweeted
Nintendo PlayStation.
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The fact that nobody's tried to get H. Jon Benjamin to read for Garfield proves that we live in a godless society. No innovation, no imagination to be found.
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You should be able to leave work early if you have hobbies that you feel like doing
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rob was fighting for his life to not break
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Yall better tip that man 😆😆😆
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