@ThatFloWoman

A Lincolnshire lass. An ungovernable Yellowbelly. I tread my own path. Sometimes I paint stuff at @FlosArt

 More or less sea level
Joined March 2019
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Daffodils and birch both fresh today. Crown Devon vase (charity shop find) straight out of the 1930’s. It seems to work.
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Paul Paintshop@Jameypaint1h
Dirty bastard
Steve Perkins
@Perky_432h
🚨 BTP POLICE APPEAL 🚨 WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED REPEATEDLY ON TRAIN TO CORNWALL British Transport Police are appealing for information after a woman was repeatedly sexually assaulted by a man on a train travelling from Plymouth to St Austell. At around 11pm on Saturday, 12 September, the man allegedly sat beside the woman, exposed himself and repeatedly sexually assaulted her. He also masturbated, flicking semen onto the inside of the carriage windows. He left the train at St Austell railway station. Detectives have released an image of a man they believe could have information that may assist their investigation and want to identify him. Anyone who recognises the man or witnessed the incident is urged to contact British Transport Police. 📞 Text: 61016 📞 Call: 0800 40 50 40 📌 Reference: 1219 of 12 September Information can also be given anonymously to Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
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Bill@CageFooName2h
Geoff has approached this all with considerably admirable stoicism, and gave Biscuit the best life, including the best last couple of weeks a dog could ask for
Geoff@kwoade2h
Biscuit transformed my life! My first dog. Being greeted by SO MUCH LOVE every day got me out of a loveless marriage, and for 2 years it was really me and B as the adults, lone parenting a 5yo human. 100 hour weeks? Biscuit was there. Life stress? Biscuit was there. The best dog.
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧@CSG19733h
You will NEVER guess what this is in reply to.
Ollie Chuddington 🇻🇦@DefiantlyGoy4h
Replying to @calamityjane65 @DonaldPond6
Jews happened
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Robert Denny@denny_robert5h
As a nation we do memorials so well. IT HAS NO SADDLE. NO RIDER. AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, A SINGLE TEAR. THIS IS THE NATIONAL MEMORIAL TO THE HORSES OF THE FIRST WORLD WAR. Unveiled in 2018, she stands at Ascot. The horse is simply called Poppy.
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WTAF is this hopescroll nonsense? More money saving tips? 27p off pickled onions? A gherkin app for the cheapest dill pickle?
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK5h
🚨 NEW: Labour has launched a Substack for voters to "hopescroll" "We stop doomscrolling on posts running Britain down, and we put the country on a new path... a place for hopescrolling"
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Let them eat gherkins latest. Don’t say I didn’t tell you. 🥒
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Oh shittttttttt… this is awkward
Andy Burnham
@andyburnham7 Dec 2016
There is nothing socialist about a system of free movement that is used by multi-nationals to undermine wages. WATCH my Brexit speech today.
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Hi from Garbo and today‘s favourite toy, (very squeaky) birdie 😅
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In a world of Kardashians, be a Katie Goodland. Harry Kane’s wife is just gorgeous.
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Sunday Sport@thesundaysport10h
Replying to @GBPolitcs
Imagine cutting the price of baked beans 2 days after everyone's bought a year's supply of baked beans
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Ranty Man
@RanTeeThree11h
Glorious.
Casey Putsch
@CaseyPutschOct 26
This Irish farmer hilariously sums up the entire world’s problems. “Why we bes bend over…” My man!
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Sunday Sport@thesundaysport11h
Marmalade fact: one of the oldest receipes for marmalade (1677) is kept at the Cheshire Records office in Chester
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GAYNOR PRICE-JONES@GAYNORPRICEJON110h
Replying to @ThatFloWoman
Clive Dunn & John Le Mesurier were in Trafalgar Square on New Years Eve. John approached a policeman and asked if he knew the nearest branch of Alcoholics Anonymous. 'Oh do you want to join Sir?' John 'No constable. Resign.'
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Jack (Rtd.)
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Do you hear that? It’s just the sound of another hundred pubs calling closing time for the final time. Never mind though, we’ve can all enjoy a cheaper gherkin at home 🙄
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK15h
🚨 NEW: John Healey is set to add 2p to the cost of a pint by increasing the alcohol duty tax
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Lovely British names. Two forrins charged over RAF Fairford plot.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK14h
🚨 BREAKING: Mohmed Abdulkarim and Nouman Essghir, both aged 24, have been charged under the National Security Act over the RAF Fairford plot
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James /Gene Hunt Fan Club@jazmak9914h
Not a single word about cheaper ukuleles.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 26
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K

Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

The chancellor will axe tariffs on some staples as part of plans to give households "breathing space".

bbc.com
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RAAF padre at the grave of a fighter bomber pilot, Italy, by Alan Moore, 1944. AWM ART24352
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Paul Paintshop@Jameypaint15h
They are getting us ready for Turnips Comrade 👍
That Flo Woman@ThatFloWoman15h
Excellent. Gherkins on toast for breakfast. Gherkin casserole for supper. Gherkins in blankets for Christmas. The possibilities are endless, thank the Lord for John Healey. 🙃
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Good morning.
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