Writer, lawyer, dad in Seattle. Work in @mcsweeneys, @pointsincase @frazzledhumor "Good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.” #writingcommunity
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Impeach corrupt Judge Aileen Cannon and uncover the deal she made to help Trump hide his classified document crimes.
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House Democrats are in the fight to bring government back from the brink of authoritarianism. We will shine a light on President Trump's quid pro quo, coin-operated, pay-to-play corruption and renew American government as an instrument for the common good.
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Accountability is coming for the crime syndicate operating out of the Oval Office.
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We want hearings.
We want subpoenas.
We want investigations.
We want whistleblowers.
We want journalistic exposés.
We want key defendants flipping.
We want indictments and convictions.
We want JUSTICE — and 100% actual accountability for ALL the corruption and crimes.
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Wow. This is amazing!
The incoming House Oversight Committee chairman @RobertGarcia just outlined the four main investigations that Democrats will be opening when they take back the house in January.
It’s about time!!
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im four beers deep and i need everyone to understand that wikipedia is the last good thing. millions of strangers agreed to write down everything for free and then argue about citations forever. no ads. no paywall. this should not exist and it does and i'm crying about it
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I accidentally pooped my pants during a meeting today
But it wasn't a crisis—It was an opportunity to lean into vulnerability and practice radical composure during an unexpected operational disruption in the workplace.
These moments remind us that true leadership is about navigating discomfort with grace, maintaining professionalism under pressure, and quickly pivoting to contingency protocols.
With my steady hand at the ship, others in the room were hardly bothered by the foul stench emanating from my pants
Grateful for the chance to strengthen my resilience muscle and model authenticity for the team. #GrowthMindset #WorkplaceResilience #AuthenticLeadership #AlwaysLearning
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We are so close to the final end stage of the Trump era. One month from today, when the midterm elections are over, it begins. It has been more than 10 years that this man has dominated our politics and we are so close to him being gone.
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Rob Reiner directed the best American romcom (When Harry Met Sally), the best coming-of-age film (Stand By Me), the best fantasy comedy (Princess Bride), the best mockumentary (This Is Spinal Tap), the best courtroom drama showdown (A Few Good Men). The best
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Paul Murray’s “Bee Sting” ends with a page that has a single sentence on it, and it shifts the entire earth on its axis—but the masterful thing is that requires all 650 pages for context. It won’t mean anything if you skip ahead
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this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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Honestly, this is how you attract strong and emotionally stable men. Guys who are husband material will think her PhD is awesome, and if they genuinely like her, they’ll be proud of all her accomplishments. She just weeded out so many losers.
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It needs to be pointed out that Bill Clinton was way quicker to deny sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky than he was with Donald Trump
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Mike Johnson: "If they had no filibuster impediment, they would pack the Supreme Court. You'd go from 9 to 13 to 15 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack on the Court. You would see DC and Puerto Rico made into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators and make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2nd Amendment rights."