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Easily amused- Astros-Texans-Golden Knights-Rockets-Aston Villa-Never checks DM’s- πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Houston, TX & Anchorage, AK
Joined November 2011
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Hurricane Nicholas avoided Houston just like Mike Fiers does every single time the A’s play the Astros.
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Corgi on the loose in Carolina
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Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!
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Another software update? I can’t find my photos from the last one. πŸ™ƒ
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How can anyone still take @MegynKelly seriously?! 2023 Megyn Kelly: "If Brand was with a 16 year old, I'm DONE WITH HIM!" 2026 Russell Brand on Megyn Kelly: "I was with a 16 year old" 2026 Megyn Kelly: "He's so charming! He must be innocent!"
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Hey @grok, did F-35 military jets momentarily do a flyover of the Epstein press conference in DC and drown out the survivors and their supporters who were trying to speak?
The flyovers will continue until morale improves.
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Replying to @RepThomasMassie
Yes. On Sept. 3, 2025, during the Epstein survivors’ Capitol press conference (co-organized by you and Rep. Khanna), four F-35s and four F-16s conducted a low flyover that briefly drowned out speakers. White House ordered it for Polish President Nawrocki’s visit as a tribute to a fallen Polish pilot; Capitol Police alerted in advance. Event continued after the noise passed.
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Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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Can we just not act like adults anymore? I don’t care who you voted for. We need mature adult leaders that will help build this country on a stable foundation. Plain and simple.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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There’s now more Democrat senators in Texas than there are trans athletes in all NCAA sports.
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#1 problem Texas Republicans had is they really believed the voters were dumb as shit. Non-stop ads about kids changing genders. No vision. Embarrassing.
Amazing: NBC just interviewed a Republican voter in Texas who voted for Democrats up and down the ballot. They asked him what would happen if Democrats win tonight: "Well, I don't think our kids are going to come home a different gender tomorrow."
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Maybe making weed a felony was a bad idea
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Good morning, Texas!
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BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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Projection: Democrat Mary Peltola is the Projected Winner in the Alaska Senate election. She will defeat Incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan. Democratic Gain #Election2026 #ElectionDay #AKSen
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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β€œI’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” - Dan Patrick Challenge accepted.
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Dan Patrick is out!
Vikki Goodwin declared victory over Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Tuesday to become the first Democratic lieutenant governor of Texas in 27 years, handedly dismissing an architect of the modern Texas Republican Party who pushed the state further right in his nearly two decades in public office. bit.ly/4Af2TSg
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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Greg Abbott has conceded to Gina! Holy shit!
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