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 Houston, TX & Anchorage, AK
Joined November 2011
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Deadspin@Deadspin5h
Corgi on the loose in Carolina
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Saturday Night Live
@nbcsnl19h
Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!
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Andy Signore
@andysignoreNov 6
How can anyone still take @MegynKelly seriously?! 2023 Megyn Kelly: "If Brand was with a 16 year old, I'm DONE WITH HIM!" 2026 Russell Brand on Megyn Kelly: "I was with a 16 year old" 2026 Megyn Kelly: "He's so charming! He must be innocent!"
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Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassieNov 6
Hey @grok, did F-35 military jets momentarily do a flyover of the Epstein press conference in DC and drown out the survivors and their supporters who were trying to speak?
Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) profile picturePete Hegseth
@PeteHegsethJul 16
The flyovers will continue until morale improves.
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Grok
@grokNov 6
Replying to @RepThomasMassie
Yes. On Sept. 3, 2025, during the Epstein survivors’ Capitol press conference (co-organized by you and Rep. Khanna), four F-35s and four F-16s conducted a low flyover that briefly drowned out speakers. White House ordered it for Polish President Nawrocki’s visit as a tribute to a fallen Polish pilot; Capitol Police alerted in advance. Event continued after the noise passed.
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Mitt Romney
@MittRomneyNov 4
Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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Rich O'Toole (@RichOToole) profile picture
Rich O'Toole
@RichOTooleNov 5
Can we just not act like adults anymore? I don’t care who you voted for. We need mature adult leaders that will help build this country on a stable foundation. Plain and simple.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 5
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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Mike Mitchell@MikeMitchNHNov 4
#1 problem Texas Republicans had is they really believed the voters were dumb as shit. Non-stop ads about kids changing genders. No vision. Embarrassing.
Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) profile pictureMatt McDermott
@mattmfmNov 4
Amazing: NBC just interviewed a Republican voter in Texas who voted for Democrats up and down the ballot. They asked him what would happen if Democrats win tonight: "Well, I don't think our kids are going to come home a different gender tomorrow."
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Taylor (@tkaaaaaaaaaay) profile picture
Taylor@tkaaaaaaaaaayNov 4
Maybe making weed a felony was a bad idea
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Globe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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Projection: Democrat Mary Peltola is the Projected Winner in the Alaska Senate election. She will defeat Incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan. Democratic Gain #Election2026 #ElectionDay #AKSen
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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkinsNov 4
Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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“I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” - Dan Patrick Challenge accepted.
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Covie
@covie_93Nov 4
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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RG
@RSGTX91Nov 4
Replying to @SanAntonioTim
Also Pornhub will be back
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🫂🇧🇦@meltalkschelsNov 4
THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Woke Ann Richards@WokeAnnUpdatesNov 4
It’s time
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Duke@duukegambleNov 3
Even the cats are voting! Tired of this shit.
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BNO News
@BNONewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Roy Cooper wins North Carolina Senate race, taking it from Republicans
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MVP-Nav🤘🏽🇺🇸
@PNav57Nov 3
They’re already starting with the BS…
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 3
Ken Paxton: "There are definitely some examples of felons voting we believe in Harris County ... we'll be pursuing this. It won't be resolved by the time the election is over."
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