Husband, father, friend. Bon viveur and raconteur - yep, fat bullshitter
Eta Ursae Majoris.
Joined April 2009
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After a week in hospital I finally have my nephrostomy fitted. Fuck yeah. 4 nights nil by mouth but fitted now. Hurts like hell but should be upwards from here.
If you are atheist and you are looking down the barrel of dying, it's quite hard not having any prayers, mantras etc to be able to trot out. Lying on the cold floor of logic and reason isn't as comforting as you might think. @theAliceRoberts #atheist #dying #bastard
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Hello, I run a network of 26000 UK doctors, and can tell you pretty accurately what’s going on in the NHS. But I have only just joined Twitter. Could you please re-tweet this to your followers, and I’ll do my best to update you with what’s happening? Thank you so much, Julia 🌟
Just watched TOTP from 1989 and watched @PaulHeatonSolo invent the Lightning Bolt. @usainbolt I think royalties may be due.
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My Uncle was a cartoonist for the Dandy he was the creator & artist of "Bully Beef & Chips" "Jocks & Geordies" also "corporal Clott" "Dirty Dick" + couple other strips. I`m trying to collect his original artwork. Does anyone have or know any 4 sale? Pls RT
I really need to order a reduced priced sofa in the next few hours - has anyone got any ideas where I might look. Ideally super early tomorrow morning.
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To the porters, nurses, shelf stackers, cashiers, refuse collectors, doctors, bus drivers, midwives, cleaners, carers, paramedics, teachers, ward clerks and other key workers who stepped into the Covid streets and braved the Covid air for others - THANK YOU. Thank you all 💙🎄
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I’ve been waiting for a beautiful photo of The Great Conjunction to share, and this is certainly very beautiful.
The #GreatConjunction of #Jupiter and #Saturn thru my telescope just after 6pm. 4 of Jupiter's moons; Europa, Ganymede, Io & Callisto, and Saturn's Titan moon visible. Stacked many images for more clarity and color. Nexstar Celestron 6SE with Nikon D750 attached. #scwx #ncwx
Hey Twitter this is likely my last tweet barring miracles. Thanks for the distraction and humour. Try and play nice, don't waste your time arguing with idiots. Oh and that can you were wondering about making, make it. Goodnight.
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This world is full of people who don't see whats important in life, Covid 19 is real and really killing people, mostly the victims are vulnerable,pls pls pls follow the guidelines. Hands, face, space, pls
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Finished coloured pencil drawing of @ManUtd Marcus Rashford ✏️⚽️
I’ve got a huge amount of respect for the work this guy does!
#MUFC #WHUMUN @MarcusRashford – at Kirkcaldy, Scotland
