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Independent journalist using X to build my career. Satire features heavily

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We’ve had resignations at your behest @albomp on bottles of wine and helicopter flights. Time to go Sir.
These are the facts @AlboMP, as set out by glasshouse.aus. You need to answer them if you can or go. The choice is stark.
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These are the facts @AlboMP, as set out by glasshouse.aus. You need to answer them if you can or go. The choice is stark.
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Jacinda Ardern led the most fear-fuelled campaign across the Western Hemisphere. She now wants you to forget every year she reduced your quality of life in order to fuel her narcissistic narrative of β€˜kindness.’
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What's the best way to stack $7 million in 2 years besides winning the lottery? Be a left wing mouthpiece paid by @AlboMP πŸ˜‚
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A Parliamentary Committee has found that @PeterDutton_MP deliberately mislead Parliament. Westminster principles provide that he now should resign. @SkyNewsAust
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You have to have a plan to avoid this disaster the Albanese Labor Government is inflicting upon you Australia πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί DM me. If I can help i will. I did the same in the Gillard/Rudd era. It’s time to turn the tables. I have an army behind me. At your disposal. Make the πŸ“ž
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.@AlboMP has told cabinet ministers they will be β€œKicking with the wind” in 2028. Witness Victoria. That is the wind. He’s out. Labor is out. Bunker down. Do what you can. Survive.
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Ben Carroll's wife spills the beans. #auspol @WarrenPHON_VIC @BenCarrollMP @VictorianLabor
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From some very limited research, here is the commercial experience of the entire Albanese Labor Government. Zero or close to appears frequently. I could go into more detail on Jim Chalmers, but frankly it is embarrasing.... Time now for Australia to reject career politicians, and get some real world people at the wheel. *Anthony Albanese (Prime Minister): ~1 year (brief bank officer role while studying). *Richard Marles (Deputy PM / Defence): ~1 year (solicitor at Slater & Gordon). *Penny Wong (Foreign Affairs): ~3 years (solicitor at private firm Duncan & Hannon, 1996–1999). ********Jim Chalmers (Treasurer): 0 years. ********Katy Gallagher (Finance / Public Service / Women / Government Services): 0 years. *Don Farrell (Trade and Tourism / Special Minister of State): ~2 years (founded and ran Farrell Wines, 2014–2016). *Tony Burke (Home Affairs / Immigration / Cyber Security / Arts): ~1 year (director of Atticus Pty Ltd training/advocacy business, 1996–1997). *Mark Butler (Health and Ageing / Disability and NDIS): 0 years. ***********Chris Bowen (Climate Change and Energy): 0 years. *Catherine King (Infrastructure / Transport / Regional Development): ~2 years (Senior Manager, KPMG Consulting, 1999–2001). *Amanda Rishworth (Employment and Workplace Relations): ~2 years (practising clinical psychologist, 2005–2007). *Jason Clare (Education): ~4 years (Manager of Corporate Relations, Transurban, 2003–2007). *Michelle Rowland (Attorney-General): ~10 years (senior telecommunications lawyer at Gilbert + Tobin, 2000–2010). *********Tanya Plibersek (Social Services): 0 years. *Julie Collins (Agriculture / Fisheries / Forestry): 0 years. ***Clare O’Neil (Housing / Homelessness / Cities): ~4 years (Engagement Manager, McKinsey & Company, 2009–2013). *Madeleine King (Resources / Northern Australia): ~8 years (commercial lawyer in private practice, 1997–2005). ****Murray Watt (Environment and Water): ~6–8 years (solicitor at Maurice Blackburn and other private firms, ~2000–2002 and 2012–2016; earlier articled clerk/associate roles). *Malarndirri McCarthy (Indigenous Australians): 0 years (primarily public broadcasters). *********Anika Wells (Communications / Sport): ~5 years (compensation lawyer at Maurice Blackburn, 2014–2019). *Pat Conroy (Defence Industry / Pacific Island Affairs): <2 years (early customer-service/retail roles only). *Anne Aly (Small Business / International Development / Multicultural Affairs): ~5 years (operated own policy consulting firm from 2011, overlapping with academic roles). ***Tim Ayres (Industry and Innovation / Science): 0 years.
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This is who you are arguing with on X. This is the demise of Australia. Supported by the Albanese Labor Government who encourage this crap. Come on. This bloke never gets up in an interview. Just another leech. We pay taxes for.... Sad sad state of affairs Australia.
Meanwhile in the circus city of Melbourne…
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We are told "Trust the science on ClIMaTe ChAnGe" Yet on "Trans Women" being able to become pregnant, the science is out the window. Tell you what. I will vote for the Albanese Labor Government next election if they can present a single case of a scientifically proven biological male becoming pregnant. Time for the clowns to be shown the door. Sanity MUST be restored.
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I mean come on.... This Albanese Labor Government. Biological men CANNOT. Simply CANNOT become pregnant. How have we ended up here? We are an international laughing stock.
Highlight reel of Australia’s sex discrimination commissioner, the custodian of women’s rights, saying utter nonsense. It could on for hours but we’ve all got lives to lead so here’s 3 minutes.
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Why has Australia lifted interest rates more than any other developed economy this year? That is before Tuesday's rate rise, which is baked in now. The Albanese Labor Government are literally drowning this country. They know why. I know why. They wont stop.
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Inflation’s up. Another rate rise. Canberra spends. Mortgage holders pay. πŸ“ˆπŸ  You can’t keep pumping money into the economy, then expect ordinary Australians with mortgages to carry the inflation fight alone. πŸ’Έ #Inflation #InterestRates #MortgageHolders #CostOfLiving #AustralianEconomy #RBA #Canberra
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This is Anthony Albanese in 2021 on the abuse of taxpayer funds. This has aged like absolute πŸ₯› #auspol
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Holy shit Alex Stein has balls of iron. Just look at these psychos
Alex Stein arrives at the University of Oregon stop of the Turning Point USA "Pick Up The Mic" tour and is warmly greeted by protesters, right before the first arrest of the day. One screams: "F*** YOU! WE ALL F***ING HATE YOU! THE HITLER YOUTH ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE!" @TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
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The problem with Jim’s political spin, is it comes back to bite him.
The king of aged fine wine. My god.
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Only one Golf Course in the whole continent got a government grant $6m to one golf course out of 1,800 happens to be 200m from Albanese house. He thinks you are all stupid. If you vote for him again you are.
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Thomas Sewell speaks to the media about his clash with Antifa at "Camp Sovereignty" after facing court to set up a hearing where he will contest police claims about the violence. "We acted justifiably in defending Australians who were attacked by communist terrorists" Filmed by @TheCrypticWire
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Here’s Barnaby Joyce to explain how the Prime Minister’s Golf Club rort went down.
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