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New York, NY
Joined January 2010
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never a bad reason to repost the best combination of words ever written on this website
but doctor, i am [gunshot]
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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unfortunately that trick where a movie trailer slows down a Top 40 song and makes it all melancholy works expertly on me - I'm dumb as shit, keep 'em coming
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Bullshit
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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new york could be a perfect city if we had native frogs and lizards running around
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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its so fucking stupid but i cant stop laughing
me & my bf accidentally went down a charles manson rabbithole and now we cant stop quoting ted bundy is a poop butt and Poop people
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Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)
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and in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit amen
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imagine risking your life to say literally nothing
BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.
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“is east williamsburg real” idc im blowing up that bathroom at SEY coffee
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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Me during the tennis ball POV shot in CHALLENGERS
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One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class
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The inclusion of “The Simpsons” elevates this tweet into Hall of Fame territory
The Truman Show West World Billions Law and Order SVU Blue Chips The Simpsons The 100 Every Black Mirror Episode Supposedly fiction.
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cancel my meetings
There’s a new African Pygmy Falcon in town at the Ameritas Wings of Wonder! Everyone meet Toby, a 9 month old Pygmy Falcon. Keepers are hopeful he will become a companion to Tanzi, the female Pygmy Falcon who stars in the summer bird experience!
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This is extremely funny to do to the quite elderly avatar of White Anglo-Saxon Protestantism
During his meeting with King Charles, Trump reportedly showed a dead wasp he had found to the King: "Isn’t that interesting?"
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Eric Adams? The Albanian?
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Frank Herbert
I mean who could've predicted that we'd be on the path towards shi'ite-catholicism vs judeo-hinduism
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