@TwoWeeksLOL

Designer of #allthethings; follower of Jesus (creator of #allthethings); $TSLA nerd. Masters Degree in Sarcasm. No tweets are financial advice.

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Joined July 2011
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Replying to @elonmusk
these are demon possessed people. nearly everything the do is downright evil and mostly justified by media and people in power. this is not a coincidence. it's a result of a fallen world.
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Replying to @XXXYYYYXXXYYYY
It's possible. Don't drive on low blinker fluid. It voids the warranty.
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Replying to @Cyber_Trailer
I only take advice from Gary Black and Gordon Johnson. Their advice has made me a millionaire.
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Replying to @pepsi
Neither, Pepsi is poison. Stop drinking poison.
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Replying to @wholemars
I think we were just too stupid to care before AI xitter.cf/hackinglz/status/21130…
Justin Elze
@HackingLZ13h
You’re all prompting wrong
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Send the asteroid. Hell, send two just in case.
Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC12h
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Replying to @XXXYYYYXXXYYYY
"Where are the engine brake pads?" They are there. You need to unbolt the blinker fluid reservoir and remove the electron overflow tank to get to them. Tesla just doesn't want you to know they exist.
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Replying to @duncanthedev
change "Wruu" to "WruU" and you're golden.
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Replying to @theo
this is why i code everything in php. you never have these problems that way.
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Replying to @wholemars
just sold all my $TSLA. thanks for letting me know. 🥲
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They put the RAM in upside down. Don't ask how I know this.
KOMAL👩‍💻
@KomalWCode7h
Interviewer: YOUR DATABASE GOT SLOWER AFTER DOUBLING RAM. Before: 300ms. After: 2.4 seconds. No query changes. What would you investigate?
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Replying to @daltonbrewer
@daltonbrewer
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Replying to @na_option
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Replying to @wholemars
did you write this using php?
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@na_option
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@na_option
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Replying to @Rufusdufus911
so bad it crashed $SPCX too
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Replying to @TeslaJoy
Yes! Here is the answer:
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Replying to @na_option
I don't think it will dump like that. it wasn't a miss but it wasn't spectacular either and really no news.
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