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Interviewer: YOUR DATABASE GOT SLOWER AFTER DOUBLING RAM. Before: 300ms. After: 2.4 seconds. No query changes. What would you investigate?

30 seconds after Elon starts talking:

Trevor Milton’s new jet taking off

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Elon Musk will put up to $10 billion into Skydance to help the media giant pay down debt while also giving SpaceX satellite subsidiary Starlink a foothold in the entertainment business. That was the eye-opening prediction offered Wednesday by John Malone, the billionaire media mogul who has earned a reputation as a sage for his ability to anticipate the future. Musk had already been reported to be a potential investor in Skydance, but Malone highlighted his corporate portfolio as well as the relationship with Skydance backer Larry Ellison, father of CEO David Ellison. deadline.com/2026/10/elon-mu…

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BREAKING: Hackers steal personal data of thousands of children after a UK company was breached using the password “Password1" — which had remained unchanged for 12 years.

BREAKING: NSA issues urgent warning over two critical PHP security flaws that could put websites worldwide at risk, urging organizations to take affected systems offline if they cannot be immediately secured.

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