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Commercial and Tech Lawyer. Writer. Ball-knower: @chaosnctrl. Fugazi Finance, building @ngx_wolf.

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The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice. 1991. 2025.
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Fine boy Shege. 🙂‍↔️
Seplat is an oil company. Most of its profit isn't oil. Gas was about 10% of its sales in the first nine months of 2026, and 62% of its profit. The report gives the reason: oil is taxed far more than gas.
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I no sure I don delete number before sef 🤣
You guys are strict o. I still have the dry cleaner's number that used to do my laundry in 100 level.
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Lojay concert. Mayorkun Concert. Davido concert. Damọla, please don't let me down.
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See your seven heads.
REINTRODUCING Adeboye Adebisi Adewumi LLB (Ibadan) Second class upper Honours,AAT ,ACA Leaving as a law graduate and a Qualified Chartered Accountant
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So happy for him.
Werey pada make eh sha, 😂❤️he said he will do it and he did itt.
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Five habits of people whose portfolios survive a bad year: They wrote down why they bought. They sized positions assuming they might be wrong. They kept some cash on the side. They stopped checking daily. They kept buying on schedule even while it was difficult.
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Laptop closed. 🙏🏾
Cooking one thing or the other since 8 am. Victor, go and sleep.
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Cooking one thing or the other since 8 am. Victor, go and sleep.
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Frank during Ten hag's tenure was Top 10 worst people on this app
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If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.
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I don’t normally do this, but I’m a single mother of one, and with the current economic hardship, it’s becoming really difficult to feed myself and my baby. I need help with baby food and clothes. I’m a graduate, and if you can assist me in any way, I’ll sincerely appreciate it.
Still have more. 🌚
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Thanks for this free PR, idolo. I agree with you.
S24 ultra is the most beautiful phone in the world. The build quality and shape can make one cum. Easily the sexiest phone around. Samsung should consider that shape again and also bring back air action for the sPen. Apart from its build quality, the phone will easily stand shoulder to shoulder with most 2025 and 2026 Flagship in terms of raw performance.
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"execs expected to inform Michael Carrick tomorrow" Days after the whole world knows. Man United have handled this poorly.
🚨 #MUFC now make formal approach to US Soccer over hiring Mauricio Pochettino. United comfortable Pochettino takes games v Haiti due to players on international duty. Execs expected to inform Michael Carrick of decision tomorrow. w/ @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
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The video content creator arc begins now. Will you be there?
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Four oil prices sit behind Seplat's dividend. $50: the floor. At least 20 cents a share a year, as long as Brent averages above it. $55 and $60: where it has insured part of early 2027's oil with put options. $65: the price its five-year plan was built on. $96.19: what it actually got in the first nine months of 2026. The specials live in the gap between the last two. I don't hold Seplat. I hold Aradel, a peer.
Seplat's third-quarter dividend is 19 US cents a share. Qualification date: Thursday, November 12. Payment: November 27. Here's how the whole 2026 dividend stacks up, and what it's built on. 🧵
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Kuda catching strays.
Make una no mind am, its not better than opay. I downloaded the app yesterday, added my BVN , it told me to use the same number with my BVN which I did, it still kept throwing the error and I had to use my NIN. After getting in , I attempted to upgrade to tier 3 , added BVN again , uploaded my utility bill and It got rejected. I have added 3 different utility bills that got rejected , the same bills got approved by opay within minutes. I sent a little funds inside to test their network, I didnt even get an app notification of the deposit , I withdrew part of the funds, 11 naira was removed from my balance as fees. I set up virtual card, it was smooth but there's no option to set card limits. Theres also no option to set transaction limits if you want. So tell me how it is competing with opay when it cant even compete with kuda? Don't ever compare that app with opay , they are not on the same level, I believe the below post is a paid GIG
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1. Borrow ₦300 million. 2. Lock it on Piggyvest for 3 months. 3. Earn ₦45 million. 4. Return the ₦300 million. 5. Repeat the process.
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