
Commercial and Tech Lawyer. Writer. Ball-knower: @chaosnctrl. Fugazi Finance, building @ngx_wolf.
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Five habits of people whose portfolios survive a bad year:
They wrote down why they bought.
They sized positions assuming they might be wrong.
They kept some cash on the side.
They stopped checking daily.
They kept buying on schedule even while it was difficult.
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If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.
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I don’t normally do this, but I’m a single mother of one, and with the current economic hardship, it’s becoming really difficult to feed myself and my baby. I need help with baby food and clothes. I’m a graduate, and if you can assist me in any way, I’ll sincerely appreciate it.
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Four oil prices sit behind Seplat's dividend.
$50: the floor. At least 20 cents a share a year, as long as Brent averages above it.
$55 and $60: where it has insured part of early 2027's oil with put options.
$65: the price its five-year plan was built on.
$96.19: what it actually got in the first nine months of 2026.
The specials live in the gap between the last two.
I don't hold Seplat. I hold Aradel, a peer.
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Atiku-Obi would have would win this election effortlessly.
I really hate this divided opposition.
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They should collaborate with jamb to prevent and stop backlogs .
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If you’re building a startup, project, business… whatever. From scratch?
Andy Burnham and Mamdani shouldn’t be posting and giving updates about their projects more than you.
You’re starting from nothing.
Give us a show. On Twitter. On IG. On Tiktok.
Let’s get excited to see you.
And then get tired of seeing you.
Then come to terms with the fact that you’re here to stay.
Then recognise you as a legend in the making.
Your shyness is keeping you mediocre.
Be very public and carry your work on head.
Bye.
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Greed and fear are the same emotion pointing in different directions.
Good morning, investors. What are we doing today?
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Marriage is not something I can do with a non Nigerian.
Marriage is tooooooooo eternal for me to do it with someone I will spend 10 years adapting to or will give up some parts of my culture for
The gist has to be steady for marriage to be interesting for me. If I lack things to gist with you I will clock out of the entire relationship
And what gists will I gist with someone that spent their first 25 years in Oregon?
When I can be gisting random with a Nigerian babe and we will end seeing that we know a mutual from secondary school, from different states and we met during Milo soccer competition
We can have random gists about Styl Plus and Paul Play. We can talk about Nigerian politics from way back. We can talk about so many things that both of us can relate to.
Gisting is too important for me in relationships. It's too important. And way back gists are Soul striking
More importantly I don't have to adjust my taste buds. Black Tax also is a community responsibility for me, many cultures frown at it and I cannot stop that.









































