Cecil retweeted
I've apologized to Bronze Age Pervert both publicly and privately. I made an honest mistake and reached out to him for help. I misunderstood what he said to me. A lot of people thought that I invented some kind of bullshit conversation in order to be a self-aggrandizing asshole.
This was completely reasonable from the outside. But I simply misunderstood what BAP said. People have been giving me shit constantly. Obviously I'm not going to share screenshots.
I admire BAP but like he says I'm just a fan.
Cecil retweeted
I have several mutuals who have bet literally thousands of dollars (possibly tens of thousands at this point) on Paxton winning.
The idea that someone like Talarico, who believes White skin is a virus and that we should govern the country like a big kindergarten class, could win a Senate race in Texas just seems totally unbelievable.
And yet, the betting markets give him an overwhelming advantage and he has led or tied in every single poll since the end of the summer, bar one.
Someone is wrong here. Either the market participants and pollsters are about to be humiliated, or our political landscape is going to be shattered in a way that few people are prepared for.
Cecil retweeted
biden almost immediately abandoned us to spread covid forever & is probably the biggest reason why kids are now dropping dead of cardiac arrest in p.e. class
Cecil retweeted
Yup and they also ignored a pandemic.
Told everyone Covid was over and many products we needed to survive, like updated tests, lost their funding
These clowns already want to go back to brunch and ignore more pressing issues affecting the most vulnerable
Cecil retweeted
I'd go even further: The Iran War is like an extra large Nietschean Master Morality Meal smothered in Might-Makes-Right cheese, complete with a Schmittian Friend-Enemy distinction burger with extra Heidegger sauce, a helping of Alain Deloin White Boy Summer vibes, a side of Gio Scotti tik-tok compilations (hold the weight gain), all sprinkled with a heaping tablespoon of extra-based Trump posts on truth social.
Cecil retweeted
I bet $27,000 on Vivek Ramaswamy winning the election. He was my last hope.
It was everything I had.
I was going to use the winnings to finally get my degree and now I have nothing.
FUCKING NOTHING
I’m sitting here crying and I want to drive as fast as I can into a tree.
Fuck my life.
Cecil retweeted
Designing my ideal woman:
- The analytical skills of Fugitive Ceasar
- The Charisma of Captive Dreamer
- The telomere length of VB knives
- The politics of Matt Forney
- The personality of Matt Forney
- The skin color of Raw Eggs Nationalist
- The skull shape of Matt Forney
Share yours in the quote tweets.
Cecil retweeted
"rw twitter isn't real life" meanwhile Fugitive Caesar just reached out to 3 billionaires this morning and one of them offered to help one of /ourguys/ if he needed it only for Donald Trump himself to intervene to solve the issue.
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Trump, R.F.K., Jr., Elon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Joe Rogan and Pnut the squirrel team up to crush the deep state.
Cecil retweeted
Genuinely so sick of all these piece of shit Panicans trying to belittle President Trump’s achievements now for their own personal gain. Fuck all of you. Iran will never have a nuke and we will reindustrialize America. Fucking traitor.
Cecil retweeted
You messed with the wrong God, loser.
Indians flipped Texas blue. You may not care about a racewar, but the racewar cares about you.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Indian Americans make up ~2% of Texas (~668k). Latinos (~40% of pop.) shifted strongly to Democrats after 2024 Trump gains, flipping border counties and driving 7-12 pt statewide wins, per Axios and exit data.
axios.com/2026/11/04/lat…
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/the-p…
Cecil retweeted
Democrats are NOT “obviously” winning these midterms, you absolute maniac. The generic ballot has them up about 8 points and the House looks like a soft layup, but the Senate still demands four net flips through places like Texas, Kansas, and Ohio—states that treat Democratic Senate candidates like an invasive species.
Models are screaming blue, polls have been wrong before, rural turnout could still show up like a delayed freight train, and the same gremlin who posted the “Democrats obviously win” tweet also posted the Republican, Libertarian, and “it’s a draw” versions for maximum chaos. Nothing is obvious until the ballots get counted and the cope posts start flying.
forbes.com/sites/siladityara…
