Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.

(They/he) UMass Amherst EngLit
Joined October 2016
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Adorno spoke of this
ONE OF THE WORST PARTS OF MODERN LIFE SELDOM SPOKEN ABOUT IS THE LOUD FUCKING MUSIC EVERYWHERE YOU CANNOT GET AWAY FROM THE LOUD MUSIC IT'S LOUD MUSIC IN THE STORE IN THE CAFE IN THE BAR IN ANY PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SIT AND SOCIALISE IT IS LOUD MUSIC ALL THE TIME
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Ringo is truly the greatest
Ringo literally cancelled a concert in North Carolina back in 2015 over their anti-trans laws
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Allow me to introduce you to Jonas Salk, one of the great heroes of the 20th century
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Dialectics is the quest to see the new in the old instead of just the old in the new. — Adorno, Against Epistemology
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Incredibly charmed by this phenomenon of talking about family guy characters as if they are just people living lives
All this diseases inside one body!!! Quagmire is finished
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Chapo needing to have Ryan Grim on to comment on the Brazilian election because every single qualified political commentator on Brazil was in an alcoholic coma on Monday
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my doctor recently prescribed me prog im so upset i fuckin hate tool
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Gleewatch ep 20. Rachel meets her birth mother and it's genuinely fraught and strange for them both. for thier meaningful mother-daughter duet They sing a slowed down sad version of... poker face by lady gaga. Absolutely psychotic television show
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A big barrier to entry into hard right wing politics as currently constructed is that you have to be sexually attracted to cartoon children to be in the club. If they loosen up some of these rules, I think their movement could see more success.
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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Laughed out loud at this. Brilliant
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it’s cute that they have a little picture of Bart hanging up on the wall
S1 E9 ‘Life on the Fast Lane’ | 60 of 508
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this clip fries me every time
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look at him
C also for Cute. Because me was a cute and adorable little baby monster.
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I feel moved to post my Elizabeth Holmes impression
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“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” being the first words out of your mouth when this happens is killing me bro. it is insane what social media has done to the way that we speak
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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just incredible stuff happening here
nfl has the browns, nhl has the blues, mlb has the reds. why didn't the nba follow the pattern
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why didnt walter white and jesse pinkman think of this
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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IT HAS THRESHOLD LMAO
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